Alvin's Good Ole Boy Catalog
By Tom F. Twain
Copyright © 2011
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Alvin's Good Ole Boy Mail Order Catalog
Everything a feller need for huntin', fishin', fightin', and drinkin' since 1942.
"Remember: If it ain't nailed down, we'll ship it."
Alvin's Return policy:
They ain't none, peckerwood! If you don't like what you done bought—tough luck. Send it back, and I'm gonna have to visit you and open up a can of whup-ass!