DESPERATE AND DATELESS IN LONDON
© ELOISE MASON 2011
Published on Smashwords 2011
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Daisy D. Crappe’s Top 5 New Year’s Resolutions.
1. Find a boyfriend so that I can go on Jeremy Kyle.
2. Get Fat Fred to increase the chip portions.
3. Get some of those cool stonewash jeggings.