We Used To Be Shakers
By: Pantson Fire
Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.
Copyright © 2011 by J. J. Brearton
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Jimbo Wildhamer was bitter.
All he had left was a rusted out 1995 Escort with 423,000 miles on it, and a job as a porter's acquaintance.
Yes, he was bitter.
He'd just been divorced for the third time. His wives had all discovered, eventually, that he was sterile.
One doctor shocked his last wife and him by announcing, "You could do it 365 times a year, but it'd probably take a thousand years to get anywhere."
Try as they might, nothing happened.