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We Used To Be Shakers

By: Pantson Fire

Published by WSIC EBooks Ltd.

Copyright August 11, 2011 by J. J. Brearton

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Chapter 1

Jimbo Wildhamer was bitter.

All he had left was a rusted out 1995 Escort with 423,000 miles on it, and a job as a porter's acquaintance.

Yes, he was bitter.

He'd just been divorced for the third time. His wives had all discovered, eventually, that he was sterile.

One doctor shocked his last wife and him by announcing, "You could do it 365 times a year, but it'd probably take a thousand years to get anywhere."

Try as they might, nothing happened.

His brother was the same way--two marriages, no children. Jimbo speculated that it must have had something to do with the mumps that he and his brother both had when they were kids, but none of the fertility experts bought into the theory. All Jimbo could remember was the horrible location of the pain experienced during the onset of that malady.

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