a parody by
Mary Pat Hyland
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Copyright 2011 Mary Pat Hyland
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This book is a work of fiction. The names, characters, location and plot are the creation of the author and should not be considered real. Although inspired by real life experiences, the characters in this novel (except for the public figures whose part in the story line is entirely fictional) do not exist and any resemblance to persons living or dead is unintentional and coincidental.
For Brian & Peggy Hyland, in fond remembrance of surviving 3/17 performances past.