The Headmaster’s Office

Published by Mike Jones at Smashwords

Copyright © 2011 Mike Jones

ISBN: 978-1-4660-9830-5

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Once upon a time...

Long, long ago and far, far away, deep, deep, deep in the woods there was a school for badly behaved children who needed to learn how to behave properly. At that school there was a headmaster who was very strict, he believed that children should only be seen and should NOT be heard.

It was the start of a new term, which meant a new start for the new badly behaved children.
“Welcome,” said the headmaster. “I welcome all of you to my special school. In this school I only expect the very best from all of you and as long as you do as I say, you will NOT fail.”

“In this school I believe that children should only be seen and not heard... WHAT!... did someone speak? You boy, come here. Did you speak? When I ask you a question, you answer. DID YOU SPEAK?” The little boy was so frighten and did not know what to say.
“I... I... I don’t know,” said the little boy shaking in his shoes.
“YOU DON’T KNOW? WHY IS YOUR TIE NOT STRAIGHT?” screamed the headmaster.
“I... I... I don’t know,” said the little boy still shaking in his shoes.
“YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING DO YOU. I WILL HAVE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON. Get to the back of the room, I will deal with you later,” screamed the headmaster.

The headmaster’s face started to change to a purple colour and he left the room in case he exploded.

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