How To Be a New Age Teacher
By Harry More
Copyright 2011 Harry More
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So you want to be a New Age guru. Congratulations, you've just taken your first step to financial success! Being a New Age guru is a highly lucrative endeavor, with untold rewards in terms of money, power, and ego gratification. Being a New Age guru is not difficult, but there are some preconditions that are necessary to keep in mind before one goes about becoming one.
First of all, be a psychopath. This is the most difficult precondition, as psychopathy is mostly created by nature, not nurture. The consensus among most people who have studied them is that psychopaths are born, not made. Psychopathy is a necessary part of being a guru because psychopathy allows one to do anything one wants without feeling guilty about it. This is important, as many of the things New Age gurus do to other people would cause most non-psychopaths to feel guilt, and this guilt would pose a serious barrier to doing the things necessary to obtain money and power as a guru.