Interview with Alloway

What motivated you to become an indie author?
I got roped into it by my mommy Liv and a stranger on the internet called Rhian. Don't talk to strangers, kids.
How has Smashwords contributed to your success?
I don't know. This is my first book. I'm not a success yet!
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
Helping other rattos and hoomans.
What do your fans mean to you?
Everything.
What are you working on next?
Thoughts from the Toilet - Ask Alloway Vol 2.
Who are your favorite authors?
Terry Pratchett (Maurice and his Amazing Educated Rodents). The internet stranger (Rhian) writes books about rattos too, but I haven't read them yet. They look very chewable though. Perfect for nest-making.
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
Food and needing to pee. Sometimes not that last one, though, if I'm feeling lazy.
When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
Eating and peeing. Oh, and cuddling with B, my bestest fren and lover.
How do you discover the ebooks you read?
I don't read. I'm a rat! I get mommy Liv and mommy Ashley to read to me.
Do you remember the first story you ever wrote?
No.
What is your writing process?
I tell mommy Liv what to write and she types for me. Sometimes I type but it qcoih gout fishut when I do. I only have little arms.
How do you approach cover design?
Backwards (happy-sacks first). Then when it goes balls-up no one is surprised.
Published 2018-03-20.
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Books by This Author

Ask Alloway
Price: Free! Words: 12,770. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
The world's first compilation of life advice as told by a rat. Meet famous agony-rodent, Alloway (who runs a regular column in the Ratto Bamboozlin' Facebook group). Heal your broken heart. Learn all about the mysterious ways of hoomans. Find out the meaning of life. Includes a bonus astrology section. Not for children under 12 or pets under three months.