Do you remember the first story you ever read, and the impact it had on you?
As i want to publish ill-u-SS-T.-rated ebook ;), first off all i guess im at the right place,.. well.. i wish so : / cuz if i can do anything really good - i can smash words :P
wot was da Q??!?! aha,... 1st story that im-pact=E(D) me were the pictures in the bible i guess. i was too young to read it, maybe 4. so my grand-grand-mother was showing me that wfse book,.. and da pictures were the 1st thing i managed to no-T.i =c(E) from there m(A.,y)=b(E) my in-sane wish to publish ill-u-SS-T.-rated ebook : / cuz my writings without my own back!-ground! pictures just dunn have da impact that they need to have. further.. reading didnt impact me so much as hearing sounds, so 1st book i've learnt by heart was children's songs that my mother used to read to me. maybe that's why my ebook is also full of links to songs,...
How do you approach cover design?
easily.. ;) my c(0)=v(E,R.) de-sign is already done. one of 1000s pic that my c-y-beer insanity made me do it :P
What are your five favorite books, and why?
bios :) true stories. why??? o.0 cuz all of da pain is right there. same as it is in mine.
5 of them? motley crue- wot is da title??? o.0 hmm,.... dunnoo... lemmy check ;) The Dirt.. sure 3:) then all bios about Adolf Hitler, W. Axl Rose,... wot else... i dunn read much if im honest... well,.. i like Angels dont play this HAARP too :)
What do you read for pleasure?
: / nothing.. comercial leaflets :facepalm: and as i said - bios
What is your e-reading device of choice?
i didnt read not even one single ebook till now : /
What book marketing techniques have been most effective for you?
we shhhh-all SS(E,E) ;)
Describe your desk
0.o da desk where i am right now?!? u dunn want to get that de-SS-cry-b=SS-on :P trust me...
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
hmm,.. i cud write entire cheap-T.-her about that.. maybe in my next e-book,.. if anyone is gonna waste his/her time to read the one i want to publish right now : /
When did you first start writing?
0.o b4 going to primary school i guess ;) but that wasnt da quest-i-on i guess - my 1st writings emerged as a way out of tremendous metaphysical pressure that was impacting my life. i had to write in order to keep myself alive. to share my pain. to put it down. poems, stupid poems, writings, very stupid writings if i ever manage to put them onlines... omfg...
am i??? o.0 the title of my b-o.0-k is: This is not a b=o.0-k! I(m) not a writer!
How has Smashwords contributed to your success?
i dunno till now... 3:) but i like the name... Smash!W.or-D=SS
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
j-o.0=y ??!! to keep myself alive o.0 ...real joy indeed :P
What do your fans mean to you?
:) my fans.. i dunn think i have fans,.. or... 3:) 1st off!-all! A.-SS i stated on da cover of my ebook, reading my crap it might re-present serious hazard for readers' mental health : / so i kinda feel sorry for everyone that is gonna read my crap... but u need to understand me that now this is the way to keep myself alive... : /
What are you working on next?
o.0 dunno,.. still didnt finish my ebook background-pic crap : / cuz itz ill-u-SS-T.-rated wfse (what-fukk-so-ever) and this way i dunno in wot format to east-able-i-shh it : /
Who are your favorite authors?
: / Nikki Sixx probably... cuz Axl still didnt prove that he can write :P
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
3:) to raise enuf money through sell-i-N.G. my ebook-crap to be able to rent a flat in Malibu for at least couple of months :shane: or to sell millions of copies of my wfse to buy a ho-use next to A.-xl 3:)
When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
ohh,... i really love when i dunn have da urge to write if u can under-stand : / then i can actually live real life i guess... or at least plan how i cud live it..
How do you discover the ebooks you read?
never read one.. : /
Do you remember the first story you ever wrote?
hmm,.... it must have been b4 my insanity-part-off-li(f)e,... i wrote diaries since lil gurl,... then i wrote some -as it was called- pathetic article for some teen magazine,... nothing special ;)
What is your writing process?
A.-SS i told u, im not a writer : / wfse i write is or just pure talking to myself or the need to express my mental agony. at the moment im just enjoying writing down this inter-view ;)
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