Interview with Edmund Quimlove
Published 2015-09-02.
What are you working on next?
I'm currently in the middle of The Pemberton's first story arc. Once I finish a few more stories, I may write a one-off story in between, and then I shall begin phase two of The Pembertons, wherein they travel through a portal to a magical world and have hot, nasty sex with various fantastical characters.
Who are your favorite authors?
P.G. Wodehouse and whoever writes the articles in Hustler.
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
Each day, I awake to a loving blowjob from my wife. It's an exceptional way to start the day, however, after that, the day can only get worse.
When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
I spend a good deal of time on drinking, gambling, and general carousing.
Do you remember the first story you ever wrote?
It was called "Fuck Me Sweetly...Then Later, Fuck Me Again Super Hard." It was a lovely blend of filth and romance.
What is your writing process?
It mostly involves Whiskey.
How do you approach cover design?
My covers tend to feature naked ladies, because bitches be sexy.
What do you read for pleasure?
Pirate memoirs.
What book marketing techniques have been most effective for you?
I usually hold people at gunpoint and demand money for prose.
Describe your desk
It is large and made of mahogany.
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I grew up on the sea. It made me a bit salty, so to speak.
What's the story behind your latest book?
Jonathan and Tabitha Pemberton are a delightful couple residing in New South-Chestertonshire. They love to fuck. I mean they really go at it like animals.
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
I often masturbate during the writing process.
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