When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
Wait...I'm supposed to do things besides write? Why?
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
The happy little mountains. Oh...that's the joy of painting. Writing? Well, creating a world where Sgt. Sparklz The Wonder Llama can roam free, without the problems that come with being a glittery herbivore.
What do your fans mean to you?
Hold the phone. I actually have fans? Please...tell them to let me know, so I can fill this lonely spot in my soul.
What are you working on next?
Well, I am currently putting words into my Office Suite's Word Processor. Using the squiggly red lines, I correct the ones that are misspelled. Using the squiggly green lines, I correct the ones that aren't grammatically correct. This collection of correctly spelled words and grammatically correct sentences will hopefully come together to make an entertaining trip through an imaginary land.
Who are your favorite authors?
Bobcat Goldthwait. Dr. Seuss.
How do you discover the ebooks you read?
Enable adult content. Then just select randomly.
How do you approach cover design?
I pay drunken monkeys to create them. I pay them with unfiltered cigarettes and Night Train.
What are your five favorite books, and why?
1. Writing Novels For Dummies
2. Green Eggs And Ham
3. SEO For Dummies
4. The Complete Unauthorized Biography Of David Lee Roth
5. Toys R Us Christmas Catalog
What do you read for pleasure?
Shampoo bottles, milk cartons (I keep looking for my picture from when I was a kid), medicine bottles (read the warnings before you take it, kids).
What is your e-reading device of choice?
I broke my last one. Now I'm only allowed to have spiral bound coffee-table books.
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