Interview with Lexie Renard

What is your writing process?
I get ideas anywhere and everywhere, and dictate notes into my phone. (I'm sure my neighbours must wonder who I'm talking dirty with!) I usually do the actual writing in the middle of the night with a small glass of tequila or white wine. Editing is done with a giant mug of coffee, and hitting the publish button involves an odd little dance of joy.
When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
I'm often downtown at lovely sleazy bars watching lovely sleazy bands and chatting with lovely sleazy musicians.
What's the story behind your latest book?
I am currently developing three new stories:
Paradise Fantasies - Secrets from the Sex Club. Two young ladies go to a swingers club, and I'm sure you can guess what they get up to.
My Neighbour's Basement. A young lady comes home from university to discover that the next door neighbour she's been crushing on for years has a secret BDSM dungeon.
Guitaristitis - no cure for this sexual addiction. It's a little known disorder that affects some women - they just cannot stop hitting on guitarists!

My goal for 2018 is to write 50 stories in 52 weeks. Is this possible? Let's find out!
Describe your desk
Oh my. My laptop is on a stand on a drafting table covered in wine silk, with a large extra monitor to the left. There are speakers on either side near the back, and a pile of sticky notes, scribbles, notebook, pens, and phone to the left of the laptop. It's a mess. If you like to clean and are okay with being paid in raunchy stories, please contact me.
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
Every time I see that somebody has purchased a story, I get a little thrill. Thinking about my writing being enjoyed is amazing.
A close second is hitting that Publish button when a new story is ready to go online. It's nice to have that feeling of accomplishment.
Do you remember the first story you ever read, and the impact it had on you?
It was likely from the wonderful works of Dr. Seuss. I was a voracious reader from a very young age. Books and stories are escapism - portals to other realms. I loved fantasy very early on.
How do you approach cover design?
I studied similar books in my genre, and took note of what I liked and what I didn't. Clear text and a clear visual should make the point. Fussy and fancy doesn't show up well when shrunk down to a wee preview.
What are your five favorite books, and why?
Wow. Tough question. This is just off the top of my head...

Westlake Soul, by Rio Youers. It's the only book that made me cry, scream, and throw it across the room when I finished.

The Rainbow Cadenza, by J. Neil Schulman. Futurism, sci-fi, art, sex, and lasers. Very unusual, mind expanding story.

The Savage Girl, by Alex Shakar. Futurism, trend spotting, and general weirdness.

Passage, by Connie Willis. Crying and shaking at the end. Wow, this book rattled me.

Everything by Terry Pratchett and Christopher Moore.
What do you read for pleasure?
Sci-fi, fantasy, spec fic, and random things that friends suggest. I know a LOT of writers, and my "to read" pile from people I know is getting scary.
What book marketing techniques have been most effective for you?
Strangely, hitting the right combo of Twitter hashtags usually leads to one story sold. I'm still experimenting. I hope that building my email list will be helpful in the long run. I'll be sending longer samples to my email list to keep them happy!
What is your e-reading device of choice?
Old iPad running Kindle.
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I grew up in the country in the middle of nowhere, and always longed to be a city girl. There was nothing to do out there, so I read and day dreamed. Now that I'm in the big city (Toronto) I am hopefully making some of those daydreams come true! Come to think of it, I have a lot less time for reading now though.
When did you first start writing?
I wrote my first poem when I was five. I wrote my first dirty stories in grade nine, about band members that my friends and I all had crushes on. No, I will never reveal which band it was.
What motivated you to become an indie author?
I needed a way to force myself to write on a regular basis. Apparently once you have 50 stories online, you actually start making real money. That's just a bonus, and I'm curious to see what will happen.
How has Smashwords contributed to your success?
It's been darn handy for spreading my books out across the planet. The more eyes that might find me, the better! (Hmm. That just sounds stalkerish.)
Published 2018-01-07.
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Books by This Author

Permanent Virgin Part 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,460. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » General
What’s a scorching hot blonde to do when her hymen keeps growing back? Use it to her advantage! When Hanna lets her sugar daddy Jacob take her second virginity, he gets possessive and generous, but still doesn't date her openly. She dumps him and finds Daniel - a striking, wealthy older man who spoils her and wants her to call him Daddy. But will giving him her cherry make him take her seriously?
Permanent Virgin Part 1 - Every Time is the First Time
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,050. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Men's Erotica
What’s a scorching hot blonde to do when her hymen grows back? Use it to her advantage! When Hanna has sex with her boyfriend, he seems to get extra excited at the thought of taking her virginity. But the second time feels just the same. Hanna has always used her stunning appearance to get ahead in life - if she gave her cherry to a sugar daddy, it could be quite valuable. 18+, Explicit, Hot Sex
My Bimbo Wife is a Cam Girl Part 1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,350. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
(Cuckold Hotwife Exhibitionist Sex Slave) I’ve turned my wife into a hot online cam girl, who also satisfies the men I select for her - and charge an exorbitant fee. We’re getting rich from her talents, and she’s getting hornier every day! Want to hear about Beth getting double teamed by strangers? Take her punishment from the principal? Scream for Daddy while using her special toys? She just lov
Rush Hour Quickie #2 - Toronto Commuter Erotic Romance
Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 5,660. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Josh has been shyly ogling the gorgeous blonde on the streetcar, trying not to be creepy. When Jessica finally speaks to him, he was shocked when she kissed him so quickly. He certainly didn’t expect her to steal him away for a naughty encounter in the park. How far will he let her go? This standalone story features hot sexytimes with random commuters. You know, the usual Wednesday in Toronto.
Rush Hour Quickie #1 - Toronto Commuter Erotic Romance
Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 5,570. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Erotic, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Kathleen has been eyeing “black suit man” on the GO train for months. When he finally speaks, her shyness almost takes over. But suddenly they’re alone together, and her body takes over. Mark says and does everything she has been craving for years... This standalone 4,350 word story features hot sex with random commuters. You know, the usual Thursday in downtown Toronto.
Vampire Girl in Brooklyn (Sex, Blood, and Rock & Roll)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,320. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
After 100 years, Emma is feeling a bit lost and restless in Brooklyn. Humans are great for food and sex, but she misses that deeper connection. Suddenly she meets Ryan, a singer excited for his band’s first show - until he meets her, and is excited for something else. Will he be dinner, or something more? Warning: 18+ Smoking hot sex scenes, and a little polite blood drinking.
His Naughty Secret
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,600. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Erotic, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
Lee is a 19 year old University student who loves BDSM, pain, and Dominant men. She accidentally meets Jesse at a private S&M dungeon, but quickly finds out he's much older, and due to his work, must keep his personal life extremely private. Will he take a chance on an impulsive little brat? WARNING: Contains submission, bondage, spanking, young girl with an older man, and smoking hot first time
Lurk - She Likes Strangers, He Likes To Watch
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,770. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Couples Erotica
Carol and Scott are the perfect married couple. They garden, they go to the theatre, and he watches her have steamy sex with strangers while he is locked in the trunk of their car, tied to a chair in the next room, or hidden behind a curtain with peepholes. You know, normal stuff. WARNING: Includes several scenes of smoking hot sex, that get progressively hotter through the story!
Colossal - How Big Is Too Big?
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,280. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Erotic, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Ashley has had bad luck in the dating world, as she is only aroused by men who are extremely well endowed. Zach is a shy guy who is afraid to scare or hurt women with his massive appendage. Through the help of a sassy drag queen and some random luck, this sweet couple might have a chance together, if they could stop being so timid and get things out in the open. Hot sex & happy ending, guaranteed!
Only on Halloween
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,360. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Lesbian Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
Kate has had a crush on Anna for years, but all they do is go out for drinks and dancing. When Anna wants to dress sexy for Halloween, Kate sees her chance. They go to a a BDSM party, and Kate finally catches a glimpse of what Anna really wants - to be a naughty slave girl having sex in public. WARNING: BDSM, bondage, vibrators, dildos, public sex, lesbian sex, spanking, flogging... you know, gre
Online Slave Girl: Part Two
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,660. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Fiction » Erotica » General
The mysterious slave girl streams video of herself bathing, sleeping, and having sex with her "Masters" - whoever the viewers tell her to pick up. She sees herself as a slave to the viewers on her website - they are her Masters as much as whichever Master she is currently serving in person... even though she's never actually seen this website. Her memory glitches are getting worse, and someone is
Online Slave Girl: Part One
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,320. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
(4.00 from 1 review)
Online Slave Girl - Part One A mysterious, curious tale of a girl who shoots video of herself bathing, sleeping, and having sex with strangers. She sees herself as a slave to the viewers on her website - they are her Masters as much as whichever Master she is currently serving in person... even though she's never actually seen this website. Themes: BDSM, anonymous sex, voyeurism, sex slave
Sleazy Tales from the Bartender - Part One
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,300. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
(5.00 from 1 review)
Sex, Booze, and Rock & Roll - bartender Lexie has a glorious time experiencing the "buffet" of hot people she ogles while working the bar. From quickies, to ogling a couple in the ladies room, to last call sex in the alley, her sexual appetite is voracious.
My Sexy Date with "The Easter Bunny"
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Easter is coming. This year, Kaylee wants to be cumming too! Wanting to commit filthy acts with something that is supposed to be innocent and pure is a fetish as old as time. But Kaylee really wants to fuck the Easter Bunny. (Well, a hot guy in an Easter Bunny costume.) How will she find someone who will help her with her deranged holiday fetish? Content Note: Inappropriate holiday fun involvi
First Time at the Dungeon
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,830. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM
When a shy young woman is taken to a real S&M dungeon by her new Master, she never imagined how much she would love the flogging, the spanking, and the thrill of being a little slave girl. But wait, were people actually having sex in public? She didn't care, she was lost in the moment and just wanted more… WARNING: Contains BDSM, hot sex, public sex 18+
Never Empty
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,770. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » General
Jerri suffers from an unusual physical condition - she cannot stand the sensation of being empty. She tried desperately to find random men to help her, but it turned out to be dangerous. Now her best friend Tracey has set her up with a constant stream of guys to keep her filled, but it turns out to be an all consuming lifestyle.
Princess Slut - It's Not Pearls She Wants To Be Dripping With
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,860. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » BDSM, Fiction » Erotica » Romance
Her Royal Highness Princess Alexandra doesn't want to be paraded around the ballroom. Her true self is the absolute opposite. She is a lusty little skank who wants to be on her knees serving a man, dripping with pearls and diamond jewelry, and dripping with some random redneck’s tribute across her face. Now, if only she could be open about it. This 12,600 word novella has romance, smut, & BDSM.
Sorceress Sybella Live
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,550. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Michelle tries to spice up her boring life by going to experimental theatre events, and is given a ticket to Sorceress Sybella Live - featuring graphic sex, witchcraft, and spirit conjuring. She doesn't know what sort of show this is, but desperately wishes that she were the one being ravished onstage.
Basement Sex Doll
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,360. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Women's Erotica
Trish donates her body to a secret sex club to earn money for university, and is thrilled at the thought of being used as a sex toy, even though she won't remember. Richard is a businessman who wants to get in touch with his primal, sexual side. In the centre of downtown Toronto, there are sex dolls in the basement, waiting in stasis for you... Visit for links to Part 2 & 3!
Guzzle: She Needs His "Magic Elixir" To Live
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,710. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
WARNING: Hot blow jobs! When Jon took his gorgeous girlfriend to a hypnotherapist so she could get in touch with her inner bimbo, he added a little extra programming. Karli now thinks she needs to drink his "magic elixir" at least once or twice a day. Now something is wrong, and she is demanding more and more. He's running out of solutions and "solution", and have to make it through the weekend!