Interview with Ross Lombardi

Published 2020-02-16.
What is your e-reading device of choice?
My PC,
I know its a non-portible tower, but it is where I spend the vast amount of all my time and do the most reading.
I do also have an Amazon Fire which although I do use, I do not use nearly as often to read as I do my PC!
What book marketing techniques have been most effective for you?
I'll let you know, I have not had ANY success yet!
Describe your desk
MESS! MESS! AND MORE MESS!

But wait!
There's more!

EVEN MORE MESS, AND SOME EXTRA MESS ON THE SIDE.

Including up the 4 half drank coffee mugs...... at any given moment.
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
Mosty Redcar
Before the age of 11 mostly in the Middle East travelling with my fathers work!

The biggest effect on my writing is the constant telling me by people not to bother trying to write because I am a bit thick.

Nothing gets me to do anyone more than someone looking down on me and saying "You can't do that!"
I need fuel for the "anger tank" to do anything!

If you want to make me get bored and quit,
then be supportive, instead!
When did you first start writing?
About 11 to 12 ish
Up to about a year earlier, i was practically illiterate.

I was happy not bothering ever trying to learn to read,
until enough people said I couldn't ever learn to read!

That pissed me off enough to prove them all wrong!
What's the story behind your latest book?
A murder in an alternative version of Victorian History,
Where Britain is a Republic!
(So, no Queen Victoria!)

It is on only a very short intro a world I plan to both expand on and write a whole series about!
What motivated you to become an indie author?
No other bugger would hire or publish me!
How has Smashwords contributed to your success?
It hasn't

YET.....

??
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
It is Not so much a joy or pleasure,

And More of a constant compulsion and addiction that is slowly killing me....
What do your fans mean to you?
What fans??

If I get any I'll let you know!

If you are reading this interview
(IF?)
Then you might be my first and only fan I ever have!
What are you working on next?
3 things at once!

( I shift between them to keep things fresh!)

Working on my blog
http://www.lombot.co.uk/

Writing 2 other books at once!

And trying to beat "Stellaris" or Play "Sims 4" on the PC!

Anything to avoid actually interacting with any of those icky human-type people, out there!

EWWW! People! YUCK!

SHMOO!
Who are your favorite authors?
Neil Gaiman
Terry Pratchett
Stephan Moffat
Joss Whedon
ME, Myself and I
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
Getting my PC keyboard fix!

I neeeeeeds it!

It's my Precious!,,,,,
When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
Playing PC games and making very crap immature jokes!
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Books by This Author

The Purity of Heat and the Snow!
Price: $5.00 USD. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Alternative history, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
The very first story introducing “The Unholy Republica Britannica” universe. It was 1820 AD in the UK This is not, Great Britain You Know! It is the Republica Britannica” universe. In the little seaside town of Saltburn, a naked young female is found dead Seemingly burned to death but yet with no scorch marks, In the middle of nowhere! In the still-frozen snow!
Nurple The Purple Imp
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 2,720. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
Nurple the Purple Imp is made to help the Yellow Wizard. But Smug the Naughty Little Golden Dragon does not like Nurple and tries to spoil things! A short story for 6 year old children.
PC Is Wrong
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2011 . Categories: Essay » Political
A short essay / blog about why Political Correctness is in itself Incorrect.
How To Ride A Unicorn
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy tales & fables
A simple children’s story of two young sisters that meet a Unicorn.
Bollox Ball
Price: $5.00 USD. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2011 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Someone will be assassinated at a Royal Ball. But who is the Target? Chief of security Starack must find the target and stop the assassination or lose his own life as a forfeit!