Interview with M.R. Stibbons

So, what is that you write? Porn or erotica?
Porn. Plain, honest-to-God heterosexual porn. It’s like a mash-up of those “YouPorn” videos only put into words. In my experience, people who write erotica tend to take themselves way too seriously. In my book (no pun intended), writing about fucking is not supposed to be art. It’s supposed to be light-hearted, fun and it’s supposed to give you a hard on / get you wet while you fail to notice the mischievous grin on your face.
Does your mother know you’re writing this kind of pervy crap?
No. And why did you have to bring my mother into this, dude?
How much would you be willing to pay to keep your career as a porn author secret from your family?
Um… are you sure you’re a legit interviewer?
How long have you been writing porn?
Ever since the early days of the internet. I started out with “X-Files” adult fanfiction short stories under the assumed name of “Mr. Stibbons”. I also drew a couple of dirty comic books, did my fair share of celebrity faking; that kind of stuff. I think I’ve also written a series of “Elder Scrolls” porn stories (set in the “Daggerfall” chapter of the series) which, unfortunately, have been permanently lost.
Would you say “Adventures of Alexa” is your magnum opus?
My magnum what? “Adventures of Alexa” is definitely going to be an amazing series of novellas packed with ludicrous humor, absurd adventure story-lines and above everything else hardcore, raunchy, brutal fucking in every way and combination imaginable. You could say it’s my perverted literary love-child but that would sound too creepy, wouldn’t it?
Are you making a shitload of money out of this gig?
Yes. As a matter of fact, next week I have an appointment to get my dick gold-plated just because I’m making so much money as an “indie author” on Smashwords that I’ve run out of sensible ideas about what to do with it all.
Do you have a site or a blog, or whatever it is you perverts have to showcase your filth?
I don’t particularly appreciate your tone, but you can visit https://stibbonserotica.blogspot.com (adults only) for news and assorted whatnot on my work. Oh! And that’s where I post all of my dirty drawing related to the “Adventures of Alexa” saga. Hmmm… I see what you mean now.
Do you live to write or write to live?
Get out. Seriously. Get the fuck out. I’m done with this shit!
Who is your favorite author and all-around hero / role model?
Deadpool. Yup, definitely Deadpool. I know what you're thinking - "Deadpool isn't a writer, he's not even real! He's a comic book character, for fuck's sake"! Well, let me put it to you this way: you have a favorite porn star, don't you? Everyone says "oh, I don't watch porn", but OBVIOUSLY they're lying. You know you're probably never going to get laid with said favorite porn star, but you still keep a special place for her in your... khm... heart. So why can't I have Deadpool as my literary role model?
You recently published the second book in the "Adventures of Alexa" series, entitled "Bordello Royale". Are there more books coming? What are your plans for the future?
Well, since you asked, let me share some highly classified Stibbons with you: the "Adventures of Alexa" books are going to be a trilogy. There's one more book planned, with the working title "Slaves of the hobgoblin sultan". It's going to be the kinkiest, nastiest and most perverse installment in the series yet. After that, I'm thinking of turning the whole "Adventures of Alexa" universe into a visual novel kind of interactive porn game. Maybe I'll put together a team, including an actual artist and a coder; or, maybe, I'll do everything myself, as usual. It's going to be quite a challenge but one I'm looking forward to. At this point, I'm open to cooperation proposals from artists and / or coders but I'm not holding my breath or anything. If, however, anyone's interested in taking this to the next level, feel free to mail me at monsieurstibbons@gmail.com. Yes, there's $$$ involved! ;)
Published 2017-03-12.
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Books by This Author

Adventures of Alexa: Bordello Royale
Series: Adventures of Alexa. Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 39,530. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
A whore mistress in the fantasy world of the Twelve Dominions needs to retrieve a shameful portrait of herself from the collection of a deviant baron. To that end, she hires Alexa and her companions. The young adventurer girl, along with her sultry elven counterpart, must work undercover in the Royale, a brothel in the city, to infiltrate the baron’s private orgy and steal the painting.
Adventures of Alexa: The Curse of the Horny Ruby
Series: Adventures of Alexa. Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 38,130. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
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Alexa, a young adventurer, takes on a job to retrieve the mysterious Horny Ruby. Little does she know that this artefact possesses mystical powers capable of bringing forth one’s most secret passions. Together with her apprentice, a promiscuous elf girl and a clumsy ogre thief, she will find herself caught in a rather sticky yet adventurous situation. (Fantasy erotica for dirty-minded D&D fans)