Interview with Malicia Paine

When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
I read. I exercise - I run. When my hubby comes home from work I watch copious amount of TV with him. Then usually we get to doing...something else. I'll let you use your imagination. We usually have lazy week-ends. Sometimes dinner parties. Often board game nights. He and I are big nerds that way.
When did you first start writing?
Grade 2. Back then I did a lot of plagiarizing, mainly from my mom and dad's Archie and Disney comics. My English teacher at the time seemed oblivious to this, and so she used to read my stuff at the front of the class to show off how brilliant and creative I was. Of course this was horribly embarrassing for me, since I basically copied everything. She once read mine in front of the class next to another creative journal, to show how creative I was, and what a terrible writer the other girl was. That girl hated me from then on of course, and I sort of started hating my teacher. A teacher should never humiliate her students like that. Incidentally, that girl dropped out in grade 4 and became a model. And that teacher had a nervous breakdown and quit - while furiously shaking *me*, by the way. Apparently she was mad when she realized I wasn't listening during a lesson. I've since been diagnosed with ADHD. All of this is true, but you can believe it or not.
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I'm a city slicker, so that's why my stories are so often set in NYC or a similar international city. I think it's made me kind of spoiled and impatient, actually. Whenever I meet people from smaller towns, and farm towns, I'm usually struck by this. It's rather humbling.
What do you read for pleasure?
A wide variety of things... romance, fantasy, sci-fi. I'm kind of a huge nerd. I like to think that comes out in my books as well.
What's the story behind your latest book?
I've found that my most successful seller thus far has been the BDSM Swingers series. So I'm working on a fourth installment. If they keep selling well, I'll keep writing them. The story BEHIND them? The heroine and her husband are, in a way, mirrors of me and mine. I like being tied-up, and being dominated, and made to perform all kinds of degrading acts and receive all kinds of punishments. At the same time, we occasionally switch, so the BDSM swingers series follows a cocktail of our fetishes, both as tops and bottoms.
What motivated you to become an indie author?
Honestly? I like writing porn and getting paid for it. This just seemed like a really good way to do both. At this point, I can't imagine doing anything else for a living. Despite being a (mostly, but sometimes bratty) submissive, I don't exactly like working for other people. I absolutely hated being a secretary.
Who are your favorite authors?
Without getting too crazy, I suppose I could list a few. I'm quite fond of some of the classics like Jane Austen and Mary Shelley. I also like E.L. James, despite all the hate she seems to get from the literary community. I think she's a bad-ass bitch!
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
Usually the need to use the toilet gets me out of bed! Otherwise I mightn't bother. I'd write in bed if I could. But then I probably wouldn't be able to stop masturbating...LOL!
Do you remember the first story you ever wrote?
There's the first story I remember...I'm not sure it's necessarily the first I ever wrote, but it was inspired by an episode of Star Trek. I remember I called the team they beamed down an "O.A." team, oblivious to the fact that it's obviously an "away" team. I don't know what I thought O.A. stood for. It was about flying monkeys taking over their space ship. And inexplicably, there was a princess. I know...sounds like something a five-year-old girl would come up with, right?
What is your writing process?
First I have an epiphany. Then I write something. Then I edit it. Then I design a cover for it. Then I publish it.
Do you remember the first story you ever read, and the impact it had on you?
It was an old Berenstain Bears book about sister getting over her fear of the dark. I think my parents were trying to tell me something...
Published 2016-01-28.
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