Interview with Modern Day Bohemian Vagabond

What are your five favorite books, and why?
All of them because I am on a suicide mission to consume as much knowledge in my head until I short circuit, start on fire, and then explode into flames.
What do you read for pleasure?
Foreign news, erotica,classic literature, philosophy, history and esoteric wisdom books.
What book marketing techniques have been most effective for you?
Just being myself. Half insane and half romantic.
Describe your desk
Full of everything one could possibly imagine except for a 21 year old beautiful blond in her natural state of birth before clothing became a forced option.
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
Milwaukee. The beer and partying environment of the poor and blue class workers helped me to envision the inherent realities in this world. It was like an epiphany.
When did you first start writing?
When I was three years of age. I wrote my first one sentence play entitled, I am a manic genius who is stuck on a planet of greedy imbeciles. This is when I had my first beer, also.
What's the story behind your latest book?
My life. Everything in this book of fiction is fact but I have to write it this way to keep from being attacked without mercy on a daily basis by my enemies.. The last quarter of a century has been rough for me.
What motivated you to become an indie author?
My friend from high school and my dog. My dog wont quit barking at me daily until I write.
How has Smashwords contributed to your success?
We will eventually find out. I predict this novel will go internationally virile once it is consumed by enough people who will not be able to stop laughing for the rest of their lives.I am in the process of translating this book into every speakable language and dialect on the planet beginning with a tribe in Australia.
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
The sexual energy it provides and the natural high.Truth is the ultimate high.
What do your fans mean to you?
The world to me. I feel all their love and laughter.
What are you working on next?
I am not sure. It depends on the next type and style of hardship blows life delivers me.
Who are your favorite authors?
A vast array of individuals from Boccaccio, Seneca, James Joyce, Chaucer, Poe, Shakespeare, and my former mother in law.
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
The love of knowledge and the search for truth and justice for mankind. Sometimes just having a sore back from sleeping to much.
When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
Reading mostly and if someone calls me I will drink a few beers with them discussing a vast array of interests.
What is your writing process?
Write down any laughable or serious thought concerning social justice that comes into my mind at the moment.
Do you remember the first story you ever read, and the impact it had on you?
Yes. Harold and the Purple Crayon. It made me a habitual late returner of borrowed books from the public library.
What inspires you to write ?
Injustice, voluptuous breasts, insane people, and funny people who practice Puritanism and want to shove it down everyone else s throat.
How is your love life at the present moment.?
Horrible. I was recently turned down by a Multipoo but still searching for a human woman who won't run off with the next guy who will provide her with a free drink or a bigger paycheck. I am actually kind of attractive under the sandwich bag. I am a modern day troubadour who often speaks to the wall for an audience.
Published 2014-08-06.
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Books by This Author

Americano Bar Talk
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 133,250. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A novel set in Wisconsin of drama, violence, sex, comedy, and intrigue.Follow characters from Brewtown Milwaukee as they struggle to survive by staying inebriated because after all nobody party's like Wisconsin.