You May Not Touch the Beaver
by Roger Feldstein
After the Beaver causes a ruckus at his Manhattan job, his employer Murque sends their surveillance team to follow him over a weekend of debauchery. Unbeknownst to the Beaver, the residents of Park Slope (Brooklyn) banned him from their community and, the next morning, he awakes under the New Jersey Turnpike. Beaver awakens from a society-driven sedation and returns to New York, ready to fight.