Interview with Vincent Monaco

Why have you resisted in giving us an interview?
Disclosing my current information and location can only cause injury or death, since my former employer and enemy will be reading this interview.
In your book Crime Does Pay, the mortgage broker Big Larry "the Bank" Kelner explains how to keep a girlfriend or wife in line, what was his advice?
Big Larry "the Fucken Bank" Kelner has often said: "If my wife Barbara would ever disobey Big Larry by demanding 50 percent of my money in a divorce, I'll hit the bitch over the goddamn head with a goddamn shovel! And then, Big Larry will bury the bitch in the goddamn backyard under the goddamn tomato plants! Because no body fucks with Big Larry and lives to talk about it! I'll hit her over the head so hard, that Big Larry will easily squash her head like a big fat zit. The threat of murder, is always needed to keep your bitch in line."
In your book, while fighting the Nazi Judges, I mean the corrupt judges of Florida, what was most memorable?
When Judge Yerman screamed at the top of his lungs: "Am I here to amuse you? What about me is so goddamn amusing? Do I look like Soupy Sales to you? Am I here to make you laugh? What about me is so goddamn funny? Do I look like a goddamn clown to you? Do I look like Bozo The Clown to you? Tell me! What about me is so goddamn funny? Am I here to entertain you? Do you think that you're at the goddamn circus? Do I look like the Dog-Faced Boy? If you laugh again at me, without a trial I'll send you to prison fur, fur, fur ten long years on the goddamn rock pile!"
What was the first tiff that drove you and your former employer apart?
When Brother Brent and Wayne Frier said: "We do not sell our mobile homes to Niggers! We only lynch the Nigger from The Wayne Frier Nigger Hangin' Tree! The only good Nigger, is a dead Nigger!"
How many times has Wayne Frier tried to have you assassinated to cover-up his crimes detailed in your book?
Six times. Of which each sudden and unforeseen attack is fully detailed in Book Four of The Crime Does Pay Series entitled, Kill Or Be Killed. That of which will be published shortly.
Is the FBI invovled?
Yes, its an ongoing investigation since Conseco (the fourth largest bankruptcy in U.S. history) and IndyMac Bank are also involved. And the FBI showed extreme interest in the fraudulent bank practices of IndyMac Bank, as well as in Big Larry "the Fucken Bank" Kelner.
Since your book is already published, do you expect another killing spree attack on your life?
Yes, I expect a seventh bloodbath worse than the prior six combined.
I see that you're looking at your watch and since this interesting interview is not nearly finished, can we continue this interview at a later date?
Yes, it would be my pleasure.
Okay, our last question is: Since you have become an expert not only on crime but with firearms as well, what type of firearms do you recommend to our readers, is it better to buy a handgun, shotgun or something else for self-defense?
A handgun and a shotgun and/or rifle are in two different categories, and I recommend both. Anyone under attack during a home invasion needs to have a handgun, for a beginner I recommend a revolver, but once experienced, for maximum firepower and accuracy I like a 9mm with a 12 to 15 round clip the best. A 357 Magnum may look nice and intimidating, but most people can't hit the side of a barn with it, because it is too powerful, so that gun would be useless during an attack. Next, having a loaded shotgun at your side during an emergency is always appreciated, but for me, my first pick is an assault rifle with 20 to 30 rounds in the clip. I know that an assault rifle is viewed by the public and press negatively, but when your life is on the line you will praise and kiss your assault rifle every night for saving your life; however, a lot of extra time needs to be spent at the gun range to master the fine art of using a powerful and heavy assault weapon, but it is worth it. Also, I recommend having many extra clips preloaded before you are attacked by multiple assailants, because in battle reloading a clip or firearm is near impossible and it is too time-consuming, your hands and fingers will be too shaky and uncoordinated, so before the fight for your life begins, your firearms and additional clips need to be loaded with as many rounds as possible, if you wish to remain in the land of the living, that is. And never should you depend on the police, because by the time that they show up at the scene -- You're Already Dead!
Published 2013-09-30.
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Books by This Author

Crime Does Pay -- A True Crime Epic (3 Books In 1)
Price: $7.89 USD. Words: 415,490. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Social Science » Criminology, Nonfiction » True Crime » Organized crime
Crime Does Pay is an unvarnished record of how to avoid the pitfalls of becoming a victim by your crime-ridden employer, corrupt judges, a de facto state and last but not least, your assigned assassins! This shocking true crime and murderous story is a riveting account that exposes . . . All The Dirt! Its the first true crime thriller of its kind, read and live another day!
The Crime Does Pay Series -- Book Three (A Fight for Truth, Justice and the American Way)
Series: The CRIME DOES PAY Trilogy, Book 3. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 250,500. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Law » Criminal, Nonfiction » Law » Courts and trial practice
It is good. It is epic. It is a well-written and great read. It is an entertaining page-turner. It is vitally important. It is extremely shocking. It is not for the faint of hearts. It is a travesty of justice. It is corruption in its purest form. It is crime by those sworn to uphold the law. Whom, are a facilitator of murder. Let justice be done or let the heavens fall.
The Crime Does Pay Series: Book Two -- Pillage, Plunder and Perverted Sex
Series: The CRIME DOES PAY Trilogy, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 98,390. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » True Crime » Organized crime, Nonfiction » True Crime » Murder
The CRIME DOES PAY Series is an unvarnished record of how to avoid the pitfalls of becoming a victim by your crime-ridden employer, Nazi Judges, a de facto State and last but not least, your assigned assassins! This shocking true crime and murderous story is a riveting account that exposes ... All The Dirt! Its the first true crime series of its kind, read and live another day!
The Crime Does Pay Series: Book One -- Sex, Lies and Mobile Homes (A Three-Book Series)
Series: The CRIME DOES PAY Trilogy, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 66,800. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » True Crime » Organized crime, Nonfiction » True Crime » Murder
The CRIME DOES PAY Series is an unvarnished record of how to avoid the pitfalls of becoming a victim by your crime-ridden employer, Nazi Judges, a de facto State and last but not least, your assigned assassins! This shocking true crime and murderous story is a riveting account that exposes ... All The Dirt! Its the first true crime series of its kind, read and live another day!