Interview with Colin Reed

What are you working on next?
Catching up on and re-writing everything that has been written but unpublished to date, including new stories, new ideas. Reviewing my first book, 'Jimmy Bucklesmith' and writing a second part to it.
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
......I usually need the bathroom, then a vision of well-done toast gets me dressed and into the kitchen.... In the head, there is little difference between 6am and 6pm, so inspiration is a kinda permanent state.
When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
Living, I suppose. We all have to do it. Being part of my family. Writing is a small percentage of the time. Thinking and observing is a large percentage of the time. I've been a builder so am always on hand to mend a leak in the roof etc. I enjoy working in wood and there's usually a project to be undertaken. Walking in the fresh air; studying the way the family had developed over the last few hundred years and sympathising with the blood, sweat and tears of the generations and their contemporaries. Occasionally eating Pontefract cakes.
How do you discover the ebooks you read?
I'm afraid I read little (once I never had a book out of my hands and almost lived in the public library). Times are different but living takes up the biggest majority of your time. Smashwords is ebooks to me, they're the same word. I scroll the latest books usually on my phone cos you can do that while at work or eating a slice of toast (life demands multi-tasking if you are to get anywhere in it). I look at the book descriptions and occasionally download a sample for reading later. It's hit and miss and I probably miss more than I hit. I have downloaded, read and enjoyed a couple of free books and I think it's important, out of respect for the author, to leave a review. You can follow that author's path to the books he/she likes/reviewed; prob they're similar to your own likes, or at least some of them are.
Do you remember the first story you ever wrote?
No. I have to go back six decades at least.
What is your writing process?
Observe, be aware of observing, scribble on anything available, transcribe if legible to note paper, transcribe to Word, leave for a while,review then, to respect the potential reader, review, rewrite, review leave...etc till content with final copy...which still can reviewed even if published. For stories already written and which have been sat patiently in a file for years, then it's just the rewriting and leaving etc. I want to get it right (which I don't always do) and I want to respect the reader.
Do you remember the first story you ever read, and the impact it had on you?
No. Parents read and made stories up to their children. Otherwise can only remember mostly frightening religious stories about death and the weakness of the human being with the consequent high price of failure.
How do you approach cover design?
Sis is an exhibiting artist. Nice. Fortunate. Son has software and ideas. Nice again. Fortunate again. We mix ideas.
What are your five favorite books, and why?
With or without the 'u', they are too numerous to mention, but 'favourite? They are the the books that have saved my soul. There's more than five of equal status, of fiction and non-fiction and of many genres.
What is your e-reading device of choice?
Not choice; more a question of availability. PC when I can get to it; otherwise mobile/cellphone, if a moment between events allows me the time.
What book marketing techniques have been most effective for you?
Sill trying. Not my forte. However, to communicate with a single person only via my writing, is a success. Probably writing 'more', spanning a few genres at present has worked for me in my own little world.
Describe your desk
Largely in my pocket (my phone) for research, my eyes and ears and all my senses for observation anywhere. At work, shared, and cluttered with files and paraphernalia. At home, shared with the family PC, sometimes my laptop on my knee.
What do your fans mean to you?
if a 'fan' is someone who has appreciated (even 'liked') my writing, it is someone who shares the same sentiment, which I reciprocate in spirit and respect in what I write.
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
Grew up pretty ordinarily in a holiday destination town in North West UK. Home life for sibs all, pitted rationality against passion and the need to survive in both parents, rubbing off onto their children. Classic growing up, really. Five years at boarding school in some inviting countryside in NW UK eventually corroded the shackles of expected obedience to collective belief; happiness long time coming after that. Writing is perhaps unloading the magazine of a machine gun of words into the air about you, or aimed at everything that is irrational and that has hurt you, or anyone else, or stood in the way of the honest, innocent and legitimate progress of the human spirit.
What motivated you to become an indie author?
I think because nothing else had worked. I live as I write (it seems) so there's often little difference between writing and having a conversation or making a few observational comments. If you talk to one, or a few people, why not talk to the world at the same time with the same sentiments? There'll always be those who might want to stay, those who'll walk away, and those who might want to thump you before they walk away.
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
Finishing the piece, probably but, during the process, feeling that what I've done, I've got right, whether it's a smile or a tear down the cheek in the process. Most of my writing is direct observation ('names changed to protect the innocent' etc) so I often feel for the protagonist.
What's the story behind your latest book?
My latest 'book' (the Queue for the Bog) is a short story. Don't know what specifically inspired it; a face, a news item, a related incident at the office 'desk'. I enjoy the contrary nature of language; words share the same society as people - the rough and the smooth live side by side.
How has Smashwords contributed to your success?
Smashwords is my success at the moment (read 'is' in italics for emphasis. Nice; well done all, and 'thanks'). The road to self-publishing is paved by the style guide. Perhaps there are other ways - but this way has been easy. Beyond that, what is success -the very fact that publishing is possible in the first place? You can relate a story or an incident in your own way, in a pub or a bar and get a reaction. In self-publishing this can be done world wide and reach those who might share or sympathise with your viewpoint (and those who don't).
With Smashwords, once published, there is enough, easily accessible information provided to enable you to analyse the reaction to your presented ideas in book form, which is impossible during the interminable submissions to agents and the centuries that elapse in between. Via Smashwords, you are judged immediately by the people who matter, your potential readers. It is no longer the prerogative of agents.
When did you first start writing?
Always something I've done since I first learned to write. In (technically!) mature years, I read and read and read, and when I believed I had something to say, I wrote and wrote and wrote.
Who are your favorite authors?
Too numerous to mention (and who wrote the Upanishads, eg?). In genre those who have saved my soul and kept my spirit beating with a positive rhythm, or with any beat at all. Carl Jung, certainly, and many of the classics as well as those of non-fiction. Today, those of like mind that I'm beginnning to discover on Smashwords.
Published 2015-02-21.
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Books by This Author

Blackpool and the Fylde During WW1
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 69,210. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » History » Modern / 20th Century
Though this is a locally focused history of Blackpool, a holiday resort town on the North West coast of the UK, its population in 1914-19, had an international flavour, with an influx of billeted troops, US medical base hospitals and Belgian refugees being among the most prominent.
Mrs Gigglebottom is Always Busy
Price: Free! Words: 320. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A read aloud picture story for early learners. The mild obsessions of the Gigglebottoms provide a light-hearted read.
A Bad Day for an Urban Sasquatch
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,000. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Herman is not in his comfort zone as he sets off for a job interview. Dressed up, when he prefers to be casual, and formal when he just wants to scream, his only distraction towards sanity is the music within his head.
The Skinless Guest
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,500. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Horror » General
There are many reasons an individual might want an identity change, and not only through the acute embarrassment of having acted out the fool. It can be much more sinister. Phoebe-Rose and her friend Imogen have their reasons imposed upon them- but what of their unusual guest?
The Last Words of a Good Man
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,340. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Crime
Dez and Silas live contrasting lives. Through circumstance both achieve living deaths of contrasting natures.
Collection Short Stories 1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,320. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mashups
Ten previously published e-stories, arranged into a single volume, for convenience and lower cost.
Myra Thorndyke's Very Last Affair
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,160. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Myra Thorndyke's care home for the elderly is about to run out of funds and close down. Only Myra can prevent its closure, and she must rely on a fortitude that reaches out from beyond the grave.
In Heaven's Glorious Bosom
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,440. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Uncle Arthur is about to be revived from his untimely death of some years since. Dog Merdo is about to challenge death at the same time. Death is the only place that the two socially different people, could ever possibly meet in the equality of the soul of each human individual. While Uncle Arthur's vision of bosoms is only ever figurative, Dog Merdo's is more practial and direct.
L for Louisa
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,410. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Fortune favors no-one in particular. It has no morality. Sometimes it favors the righteous, sometimes the clever, sometimes the foolish and sometimes the unworthy.
The Lion and the Cheesegrater
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,140. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Romance » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
From the depths of a stuttering marriage, Hayley’s husband suddenly and inexplicably began to shower her with gifts. Hayley and her Svengali friend Ottilia could only guess what it was that he wanted off her. An adult topic but below 18.
Coming Clean
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,210. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Opportunity can be teasingly presented by either a guiding angel or a devil, and it is the choice or the impulsion of the individual to accept or reject the invitation.
The Queue for the Bog
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
(4.00 from 1 review)
Nathan didn't like queues and when he arrived at the museum he found just that. But the girl he had come to see, made him think about himself, and the queue could be very valuable to him if he were to join it.
Yer Main Ingerland Man
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When it comes to personal survival, the human being is faced with the moral decisions of self sacrifice or self preservation. Heroes and saints usually opt for self sacrifice, but not always.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 92,100. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Suspense
Life at home on the farm for Jade Marie, in her last year at school, has become extremely difficult. Relationships, both at school and at home, have become strained, and she has become isolated and introspective. But, when a doll, retrieved from a builder's skip, comes into her life, it appears to dramatically speed things up to its own conclusion.
The Man o' the Woods
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,670. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
To most people, the Man o' the Woods is a mythical creature that has never existed, and never could. It was Bram and Bradley Trimps' ambition to prove everybody wrong by bringing back, along with their own fame, incontrovertible evidence, from Bigfoots to Yowies that the scientific world could not deny.
Last Orders at Waterloo
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,210. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
(5.00 from 1 review)
After arriving back from a drinking contest in the pub one night, Dave is surprised to find that his long time partner, Belinda is seductively waiting in the bedroom, but then finds out that it is not really him for whom she is waiting.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,970. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Women's fiction » General
(3.00 from 2 reviews)
Cheryl continued to put all her energy into daily, physical survival but, in doing so, she left some important aspects of self unconsidered, and ignoring these invited a conflict with reality.
Price: Free! Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story. Love is expected to last but, when relationships break down, each person has their own way of hurting, and their own way of redressing the balance, sometimes through reparation, and sometimes through reprisal.
The Proud Black and White Speckled Hen
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,200. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
A hen becomes a mother in an unusual way and considers her brood to be the finest on the farmyard. She struts around with her head held high, unaware of the reality of her situation.
The Four Ringtones of the Apocalypse
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Flash fiction. A light-hearted angle on irony. Music might feed the soul - but often only according to the listener's own diet plan.
Jimmy Bucklesmith's Unexpected Day Out
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 146,840. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Cyberpunk
A young boy has to quickly learn how to survive on the streets of a congested, urban environment in a post industrial world. With bad legs to contend with, he sees how others deal with being human, when the technology is available to easily change body parts to escape or enhance their status. His success is tested in the lonely darkness of the day's end when physical survival is all that matters.