Soulhound and Fancyman: A Rucksack Universe Story
by Anthony St. Clair
Good dog. Bad man.
Highlow will never understand humans. Not even his wonderful sausage-giving Master.
Humans smell through their eyes, talk instead of sniffing arses, and believe there's a maximum number of sausages a dog should eat at one time.
What Highlow really doesn't understand, though, is the strange, hard, round thing he finds near the Black Cliffs of Dover...