Giddy Up Little Horsey -- Arnold Spankergrüber Rides For President
by Bill Orton
Three comedians -- Arnold, "Tom Funny Nice Man," and "That Jon Guy" -- convince a lottery-winning dork to fund an absurd 2020 campaign, to ride horses and toss coins for president, to make Americans laugh again. How else can opponents defeat the President, except to drag Mr. Bully Hate Man into the mud, and laugh? Utterly ridiculous, but isn't politics? OPENING TWO CHAPTERS. Full novel 2019.