Gerald Becomes A Wizard
by Carl Hackman
Life as a Royal Equine Poop Coordinator isn't the life for Gerald. His family business revolves around the rear end of horses, and as far as he is concerned, that is something he's not destined for. The life of a great wizard is on the horizon and Gerald is sure that when he reaches four feet eight his wizarding gene will kick in, and he will reach his dream of being a wizard. What could go wrong?