Interview with Colin Garrow

When did you first start writing?
Like most kids, I wrote stories at school, but I don’t think it was until I left school that I actually thought about writing for myself. At one point, I tried to write a sci-fi novel but didn't get very far with it, so I turned to poetry: I’d read a biography of the poet Shelley and had a bit of a mad idea that I could be like him - write tons of romantic poems and die young leaving a legacy of fantastic work. Of course, I soon gave up on the idea of dying young, but I did write a lot of poetry and began submitting it to literary magazines.

In those pre-Internet days, everything had to be done the old fashioned way - typed out on a battered old Silvereed typewriter, then posted off to await publication, fame and fortune. Of course, no-one wanted my (mostly) self-indulgent rubbish, but I kept my rejection slips for years as if they were some kind of trophy collection. Eventually I threw them away, since they were just reminders that I wasn't very good at poetry. (Admittedly, some of them were really bad - one rejection slip said “this poem doesn’t rise above its own squalor.” Nice). I'm happy to say that I did get a few poems published many years later (in 'Envoi' and 'Staple' magazines), so it's not all bad.

At university (as a mature student) I studied Drama and wrote plays. The early ones weren't great, but eventually my writing improved, though it was years later before my first full-length play made it onto an actual stage. By 1998 I’d started to write novels, or rather, one novel, and I was experimenting with short stories too. My first story was published in 2000 by Scribble Magazine.
What's the story behind your latest book?
My most recent book is 'The Watson Letters Volume 5: Murder on Mystery Island', the fifth in my spoof Sherlock Holmes series. All the books include manly characters, crude language and adult inclinations and are not intended for persons of a delicate nature.
What motivated you to become an indie author?
Good question. When I moved from writing mainly stage plays to writing novels and stories, I assumed that the sensible thing to do would be to pursue the traditional route of finding a literary agent, a publisher and so on. After completing my first book ('The Devil’s Porridge Gang' - available on Smashwords), I began sending it out to agents. After a few months of rejections, I’d finished writing ‘The Architect’s Apprentice’ so I started sending that one out instead. While there were a few agents who said they really enjoyed the novel, none of them wanted to take me on as a client.

By that time, I’d also started writing a lot of short stories and I’d had one or two published in literary magazines (mainly online), so I began to see how developing a ‘platform’ (one of the topics Smashwords founder Mark Coker talks about a lot), would help generate interest in my work. I started doing stuff to make that happen, but the rejections were still coming in and after two years of the darn things, I’d had enough.

During these two years, I’d looked at various options for self-publishing. I know a few people who’ve done it and some have had a reasonable bit of success, and others haven’t. One of the things that put me off the idea of eBooks was that anyone can write one. As a Twitter user, I’m often sent links for free eBooks and I always look at them. The trouble is, a lot of them are badly written, with clunky, clumsy language and crammed with clichés.

I suppose what I’m saying is that I wondered how on earth any author (any good author) could make themselves stand out among so many other books, but of course, it comes back to the ‘platform’ thing - if you want to get ahead you have to push your way through. So that’s what I’m doing. Look out!
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
I’ve always loved playing around with words, and writing stories is just an extension of that. Although most of the short stories I write are aimed at adults, my novels up to now - apart from 'The Watson Letters' and a thriller 'Ariadne 7' due for release in May 2016 - are aimed at children. I find this younger audience is generally more imaginative than their older counterparts and are therefore more open to whatever I want to throw at them. I also think children are more likely to ‘buy into’ the worlds I create, so it feels like I can write about absolutely anything. Creating a piece of art, whether it’s theatre, a movie or a book, is a lot of fun and the thrill of knowing that the crazy stuff going round in my head is entertaining, is pretty magical.
How do you approach cover design?
Designing book covers is a pretty big issue, since the cover image is the first thing readers see. However, not all writers have the skills (or the inclination) to use programmes like Photoshop. I'm lucky that I developed a reasonable range of Photoshop skills a few years ago when I was designing posters for my theatre company, although having said that, I'm still learning new techniques all the time. For instance, I recently got to grips on with the 'clone stamp tool', and am absolutely loving it - don't know how I managed without it!

Approaching the design can be tricky. Sometimes I have a very clear idea of the kind of image I want, but occasionally I have absolutely no idea where to start. Generally, I try to come up with an image that relates to the story in some way, and usually utilise two or three different images and combine them in a way to create a new image. For instance, for the cover of 'Mortlake' I bought photos via Dreamstime (stock image company). I used one photo of a monk in a blue monk's habit, and another photo of a stone wall with an arched gateway on one side. By removing the original background on the monk photo and darkening the stone work, I created a suitably gothic image. I also added a scroll with the book series details on it (also used on 'The Architect's Apprentice).
What do you read for pleasure?
I swing between reading authors that are new to me and long-time favourites, such as Stephen King, Lee Child, James Herbert, Val McDermid, Margaret Attwood and Stuart MacBride. Indie authors I really like include Joy Mutter, Keith Dixon, Jacky Dahlhaus, Robert Crouch, Maggie James, AJ Griffiths-Jones and many, many more. I'll often have three books on the go at a time, so there'll be one on Kindle, another in paperback and one via Audible. I also read a bit of non-fiction, though that's mostly historical stuff relating to history and crime, such as Liza Picard's 'Restoration London' and Peter Graham's 'Anne Perry and the Murder of the Century'.
Describe your desk
I have an adjustable standing desk and use a PC setup. It's better than being hunched over a hot laptop, is a more natural way to write, avoids back/neck pain and, apparently, leads to a longer lifespan!
What are you working on next?
I have three WIPs at the moment - book three in the Christie McKinnon Adventures series (currently titled 'The Phantom of Fiddler's Lane), the third Terry Bell mystery (The Janssen Tapes) and the second in my Skeleton Cove Horror series, 'The Curse of Calico Jack'.
What is your writing process?
I'm not a planner, so I need very little in terms of inspiration before I start writing. Usually, I'll have a title and often that's enough, but sometimes I'll also have a vague idea of what the story/novel will be about and the direction it might go in. However, the thrill of writing is in discovering what's going to happen - I couldn't write anything if I already knew how it would end.

I used to write and re-write/edit as I went along, but I've recently changed to a more continuous process where I'll concentrate on the writing without worrying about spelling, punctuation and so on. This allows me to write faster, which in turn, helps my enthusiasm and motivation. Previously, I'd spend a lot of time going over and over each section before moving on, and this meant it took much longer to get to the end of the story.
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I grew up in a former mining town called Bedlington. One of my childhood memories is of the old NCB (National Coal Board) houses near where we lived. When the street was knocked down I remember thinking I should have taken a photo of it. The area eventually became a new housing estate but in the meantime, me and my mates used to play around the old pit buildings, workshops and shunting yard directly behind where the miner's houses had been. This geographical area was a key element in my first children's novel 'The Devil's Porridge Gang'.
Published 2019-10-13.
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Books by This Author

The Curse of Calico Jack
Series: Skeleton Cove Horror, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 37,610. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
A mysterious book. A creepy kidnapping. A ghostly pirate on the loose. Researching ideas for a pirate story, 12-year-old Jeff and his pal Suzi uncover a mysterious book that reveals weirdly moving images of a scary pirate captain. After an old movie appears to replicate the images, one of Jeff’s teachers is kidnapped, prompting the investigative twosome to seek help...
The Watson Letters - Volume 5: Murder on Mystery Island
Series: The Watson Letters. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 45,830. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Historical
When consumptive Doctor Edward Armstrong turns up at Baker Street with an invitation to visit a mysterious island, Sherlock Holmes smells a rat. Sounding deviously similar to the plot of a recent novel by celebrated lady author Mrs Christie, Holmes decides to send his inveterate side-kick Watson to the island, along with the Doctor’s lovely, but wonky-eyed wife, Mary.
A Long Cool Glass of Murder
Series: The Terry Bell Mysteries. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 51,450. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy
When taxi driver and amateur sleuth Terry takes on a new client, he doesn’t expect her to turn up dead. With echoes of his recent past coming back to haunt him, can he work out what’s going on before someone else gets killed? ‘A Long Cool Glass of Murder’ is book #2 in the Terry Bell Mystery series.
Girlfriend, Interrupted
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 26,400. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
A collection of short stories that hint at the darker side of life.
Bed, Death and Breakfast
Price: Free! Words: 3,130. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime
(5.00 from 1 review)
A young couple find their landlord has a curious interest in blood.
The Watson Letters Volume 4: Revenge of the Hooded Claw
Series: The Watson Letters. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 45,220. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Intrepid investigators Holmes and Watson continue their fight against crime in a not quite Post-Victorian, steampunk parallel universe. In three more adventures, the tenacious twosome encounter an ocean-going iceberg, an American werewolf and a gigantic metal fish , as well as facing old enemy Moriarty, who plans to finish off Sherlock Holmes for good. Adult humour throughout.
The Not Mouse
Price: Free! Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
When Peterson notices a corner of the bread has been nibbled, he thinks he knows what to do about it, but then he sees the boots...
When Darkness Falls
Price: Free! Words: 1,810. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Walking home on Hallowe'en, three lads must pass a supposedly haunted barn. But who is the ghost, and what does she want?
The Watson Letters Volume 3: Curse of the Baskervilles
Series: The Watson Letters. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 39,470. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Victorian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Intrepid investigators Holmes and Watson continue their fight against crime in a not quite Post-Victorian, steampunk parallel universe. In three more adventures, the intrepid duo tackle a ghostly locomotive, journey to Dartmoor in search of a gigantic hound, and team up with bloodthirsty psychiatrist Hannibal Lecter in the hunt for a murderer. Adult humour throughout.
The Demon of Devilgate Drive
Series: Skeleton Cove Horror, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 40,660. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Horror » Ghost
A murder in Nightmare Alley. A missing boy. A demon on the loose. On the hunt for the elusive Jimmy Brick, 12-year-old Jeff and his pal Suzi find more than they bargained for at Harry McSpawn's pool hall. But it's a mysterious business card that gets Jeff wondering what it is that Jimmy has got himself into. Haunted by a series of nightmares, Jeff sets out to discover exactly what 's going on...
How Green Was My Lovely Big Sleep
Price: Free! Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
It was a classic pea-souper, thick with the stink of the Tyne and as sticky as an athlete's armpit. I wanted to go home, relax, tune into Channel 69 and open a beer, but something caught my eye through the gloom. Ordinarily, I'd have told Pussy Hideaway to go and lose herself, but I was behind with the rent...
Death on a Dirty Afternoon
Series: The Terry Bell Mysteries. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 58,540. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
Introducing a brand new murder mystery series set on England's northeast coast. When taxi driver Frank is found dead on his dining room table, ex-cabbie Terry Bell assumes his old friend died of a heart attack. But when Terry's former boss also turns up with his face bashed in, it starts to look like there's a connection.
Magic Man
Price: Free! Words: 3,400. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Striving to escape the shadow of his magician father, George decides to give his own failing magic act one last go - with unexpected results.
The Watson Letters - Volume 2: Not the 39 Steps
Series: The Watson Letters. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 39,990. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Historical
Holmes and Watson continue their fight against crime in a not quite Post-Victorian, steampunk parallel universe... In three new adventures, the intrepid duo team up with Richard Hannay to do battle with Moriarty in Edinburgh's subterranean passageways, investigate a series of murders at Cold Comfort Farm and tackle the bloodthirsty Count Dracula in Transylvania. Adult humour throughout.
A Tale for Halloween
Price: Free! Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
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The Very Grave Digger
Price: Free! Words: 1,920. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
When an old friend asks to meet up, lone worker Bobby wonders what she wants this time...
Shoals O' Herring
Price: Free! Words: 1,520. Language: English. Published: May 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories
Tired of his day job, young Stevie joins the crew of a fishing trawler - but life at sea isn't as romantic as he expects: It was November and it was cold, and I wasn’t getting along very well with the skipper. We’d only been away from port a few days, but I knew I never, ever, wanted to go to sea again.
The Watson Letters Volume 1: Something Wicker This Way Comes
Series: The Watson Letters. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 26,280. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
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Writing: Ideas and Inspirations (or How to Make Things Up)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 27,320. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Reference » Writing skills
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In Line for Murder
Price: Free! Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Victorian
(5.00 from 1 review)
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The Silk Woman
Price: Free! Words: 4,950. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
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London, 1630. Felch is back, and this time he's determined to get what he wants - whatever happens. But Tom and his friends have other things on their minds - when one of Deacon's maps is stolen, the ancient and mysterious library of Dr Dee seems to be the one place that holds all the keys... MORTLAKE is book #2 in this epic time-slip adventure series.
The House That Wasn't There
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There's a new trade in the city - one that deals in children. On a cold November morning in 1890's Edinburgh, Christie McKinnon and her pal Donal discover a young boy is missing from home. And he's not the only one - someone is stealing children and taking them to a mysterious house on Deadman's Lane. With an eye on a story, Christie investigates, but the house is not all it seems to be.
The Body In The Bag
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,240. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2015. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
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Towards the Inevitability of Catastrophe
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,860. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2015. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
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How the World Turns (and Other Stories)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,940. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary
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Love Song in Sixteen Bars
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,240. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2015. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
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The Devil's Porridge Gang
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 57,390. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Children’s books » Historical / Europe
(5.00 from 1 review)
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The Hounds of Hellerby Hall
Series: The Christie McKinnon Adventures, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,890. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth
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The Architect's Apprentice
Series: The Maps of Time, Book 1. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 67,980. Language: English. Published: July 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Historical / Europe, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 1 review)
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