Interview with E.Z. McCain

What motivated you to become an erotica author?
I have all these dirty stories in my head, and I wanted to get them down on paper. Once I did, I discovered that just wasn't enough. I wanted to share my stories with other dirty people like me!
What do you do with the money you make on Smashwords?
I like to commission porny art of my characters from artists like Shia (shia-art.tumblr.com). So at this point, 100% of the money I make on here gets "recycled" into getting porn drawn of my characters. You can see the porn art that I get on my blog: https://ezmccain.tumblr.com
What's the story behind your latest book?
"Damia Does The Teachers' Pets" is something I had in my head for a long time. I really love the idea of magical schools, like Hogwarts in Harry Potter or Brakebills in The Magicians. But I've always thought they needed more fucking! And if there's one thing I love, it's fucking. Especially when magical creatures are involved. So, that's where Damia came from: Magic school, plus magic beast-fucking!
Why write about sex and magical beasts?
I just think magical beasts are sexy! I love the thought of human women with centaurs, minotaurs, satyrs... Mmm. Sorry, it's actually starting to turn me on right now just thinking about it! Anyway, sex and magical creatures just seem like a natural combination to me.
What are you working on next?
I've got a lot of different projects going on. A lot of them are erotic urban fantasy, set in the same "Beastiverse" as my "Damia Does The Teachers' Pets" stories. But I've got some sci-fi stories I want to tell, too!
What is your writing process?
I'm a "pantser." I get an idea in my head, and I just go for it. I love discovering all the twists and turns the characters take me on along the way — and the naughty misadventures they always end up having, too!
Who are your favorite authors?
Oh, gosh. Neil Gaiman. Douglas Adams. Terry Pratchett. Clive Barker. It's a long list, and I'm forgetting half of them right now!
Published 2017-08-08.
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Books by This Author

Beast-Banged Schoolgirl Mega-Bundle 1 (13 Tails Of Magical Bestiality)
Series: Beast-Banged Schoolgirl, Mega-Bundle 1 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $12.50 USD. Words: 36,060. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
Warning: Contains 35,000 words of magical bestiality! Bookish schoolgirl/witch-in-training Damia Marcheur has a big secret: A curse makes magical creatures want to screw her! In these 13 stories, Damia gets banged by a bestiary's worth of beasts and beastmen — everything from minotaurs, to unicorns, to the Cowardly Lion! Collects all current "Beast-Banged Schoolgirl" stories!
Bull In Her China Shop
Series: Sorceress For Beasts, Short 2 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 5,830. Language: American English. Published: December 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(5.00 from 1 review)
Warning: Contains 5,000 words of explicit magical beastman-on-woman action! Doctor Wynona Wyrd is sworn to defend the world from monstrous mystical beasts and beastmen! ...If she can stop fucking them for long enough, that is! Now, a minotaur-godling is trying to break his master out of inter-dimensional prison! And if he has to, he'll go through Doctor Wyrd to do it... pussy-first!
Mrs. Claus In: Reindeer Bangs
Series: E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 4,570. Language: American English. Published: December 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(5.00 from 1 review)
WARNING: Contains 3,800 words of hot magical bestiality! Mrs. Claus has been a GOOD girl all her life. But while Santa sleeps, his reindeer are about to show Mrs. Claus how much fun it is to be NAUGHTY! Part of E.Z. McCain's BEASTIVERSE series, featuring women submitting to big-dicked magical beasts!
Size Queen
Series: Kaijufucker. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 3,770. Language: American English. Published: October 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica, Fiction » Erotica » Action/Adventure
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Warning: Contains 3,000 words of explicit kaiju-on-giant girl action! In the near future, gigantic, monstrous kaiju ravage the planet. Our only defense is Lt. Jill Murphy: A woman accidentally made 150 feet tall! But now the kaiju have a new weapon: A powerful aphrodisiac that leaves Jill at the monsters' mercies! Jill's transformation into the "Size Queen" — the Kaijufucker — starts here!
Beast-Balled
Series: E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 3,710. Language: American English. Published: October 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Warning: Contains 2,900 words of mystical beast-on-girl action! Hailey Bedford is known by the nickname "Beddable" in the underground world of Beastball: A sport where you pit your trained magical beasts against your opponent's. But little did Hailey know that losing meant getting pounded by the beasts that beat her! Hailey's memoirs recount a life spent with a variety of mythical dicks in her!
Monster Humper
Series: E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 4,100. Language: American English. Published: September 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Warning: Contains 3,300 words of explicit beast-on-girl action! It's Helen's 18th birthday — and her mother Alexandria has completely forgotten about it! Alexandria's one of the world's best monster hunters. And she wants Helen to help her with a new "hunt:" For a herd of unicorns in mating season! Little does her virgin daughter Helen realize... she's in for one hell of a birthday present!
Sexy Short Shorts Collection 2
Series: Beast-Banged Farm Family · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 3,990. Language: American English. Published: September 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Warning: Contains 3.000 words of explicit beast-on-girl action! Outside the farming town of Humphill, Washington, is the farm of Mr. and Mrs. Breedlove — a farm filled with legendary beasts and magical beastman farmhands. But Mrs. Breedlove has a dark secret. She's screwing the farm's magical livestock AND the beastmen who work there! Featuring five SUPER short stories of magical beast sex!
Sexy Short Shorts Collection 1
Series: Beast-Banged Farm Family · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 3,930. Language: American English. Published: September 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Warning: Contains 3.000 words of magical bestiality! Outside the farming town of Humphill, Washington is the farm of Mr. and Mrs. Breedlove — a farm filled with legendary beasts and magical beastman farmhands. But Mrs. Breedlove has a dark secret. She's screwing the farm's magical livestock AND the beastmen who work there! Featuring 11 SUPER short stories of magical zoophilia!
Community Servicing (5 Stories of Magical Monster Sex)
Series: Cop For Beastmen, Bundle 2 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 14,210. Language: American English. Published: August 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
Warning: Contains 13,000 words of nasty beastman-on-girl action! Justice Mercy Butterfield is part of the world's secret magical police force. She's also an anti-beastmen bigot, prejudiced against werewolves, centaurs and other animalistic creatures of legend… only she can't stop having hot sex with them! In this collection, Mercy screws ratmen, snakemen, dogmen, horsemen, pigmen, and LOTS more!
Bestiality After The End
Series: Zoopocalypse, Short 1 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 3,830. Language: American English. Published: August 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Warning: Contains 3.100 words of magical bestiality! In the future comes the "zoopocalypse:" A magical event that turns every man on Earth into a horny animal. Life is hard for women after this bestiality apocalypse. And for a young woman named Chase — and her brother, a once-human dog named Abel — it's about to get a lot harder. And a lot hotter!
Bred By The Werewolf God
Series: Sorceress For Beasts, Short 1 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 4,530. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
Warning: Contains 3.800 words of explicit mythical beast-on-sorceress-supreme action! Doctor Wynona Wyrd is the Archwitch, Earth's magical protector. For one hundred years she's defended us in secret from mystical threats. But the bestial Werelord is about to teach Doctor Wyrd that there are some things she can't fight... like her own forbidden lust! Watch as a champion is defiled and impregnated!
Mercy Gets Beasted
Series: Cop For Beastmen, Short 1 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: Free! Words: 3,230. Language: American English. Published: August 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
Warning: Contains 2,400 words of nasty beastman-on-girl action! Justice Mercy Butterfield is part of the world's secret magical police force, and an anti-beastmen bigot, prejudiced against werewolves, centaurs and other animalistic creatures of legend… only she can't stop having hot sex with them! In this "origin story" short, a minotaur and a dogman show Mercy the beastsex she's been missing!
Artemis and the Stables of Asgard
Series: Goddess of Bestiality, Short 2 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 4,100. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Historical
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Warning: Contains 3,400 words of explicit mythical beast-on-goddess action! Artemis was the Greek goddess of hunting and virginity... until a group of animal gods conspired to add her to their ranks as the new Goddess of Bestiality. Deflowered and homeless, Artemis seeks to join the gods of the Norse. But will a lusty night with the creatures of Asgard's stables prove her undoing?
The Fall of Artemis
Series: Goddess of Bestiality, Short 1 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 4,670. Language: American English. Published: August 10, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Historical
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
Warning: Contains 4,000 words of explicit mythical beast-on-goddess action! Artemis is the Greek goddess of hunting and virginity... until a group of animal gods conspire to add her to their ranks as the new Goddess of Bestiality. Will the goddess be able to withstand their scheming with her maidenhood intact? Or will a horrible beast — part elephant, part snake — deflower her mercilessly?
Damia Marcheur in Sexland (4 Stories of Magical Bestiality)
Series: Beast-Banged Schoolgirl, Bundle 3 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 10,290. Language: American English. Published: August 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Warning: Contains 9,500 words of explicit monster-on-schoolgirl action! Bookish 18-year-old Damia Marcheur is a student at the world's premier high school for magic. She's also under a curse that makes her sexually irresistible to magical creatures! This time around, Damia visits a variety of magical places, from Neverland to the Island of Dr. Moreau—and screws the various beasts she finds there!
Protect and Service... Beastmen! (5 Stories of Magical Monster Sex)
Series: Cop For Beastmen, Bundle 1 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 12,620. Language: American English. Published: July 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
Warning: Contains 12,000 words of nasty beastman-on-girl action! Justice Mercy Butterfield is part of the world's secret magical police force, and an anti-beastmen bigot, prejudiced against werewolves, centaurs and other animalistic creatures of legend… only she can't stop having hot sex with them! In this collection, Mercy screws minotaurs, dogmen, horsemen, pigmen, rhinomen and more!
Damia Marcheur and the Trouser Snake (2 Stories of Magical Bestiality)
Series: Beast-Banged Schoolgirl, Bundle 2 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 10,730. Language: American English. Published: July 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Warning: Contains 10,000 words of hot monster-on-witch action! Bookish 18-year-old Damia Marcheur is a schoolgirl at the world's premier school for magic. She's also under a curse that makes her irresistible to magical creatures! Watch as Damia screws her way through a veritable bestiary of legendary creatures — this time including an equine Nightmare, a tapir-esque Baku, and more!
Damia Marcheur and the Unicorn's Horsemeat (6 Stories of Magical Bestiality)
Series: Beast-Banged Schoolgirl, Bundle 1 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 11,040. Language: American English. Published: July 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Warning: Contains 10,000 words of hot monster-on-witch action! Bookish 18-year-old Damia Marcheur is a schoolgirl at the world's premier school for magic. She's also under a curse that makes her irresistible to magical creatures! Watch as Damia screws her way through a veritable bestiary of legendary creatures — this time including a unicorn, a minotaur, a kraken, and more!
Damia Marcheur and the Werewolf's Knot
Series: Beast-Banged Schoolgirl, Short 1 · E.Z. McCain's Beastiverse. Price: Free! Words: 5,640. Language: American English. Published: July 20, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
(4.86 from 7 reviews)
Warning: Contains 5,000 words of hot werewolf-on-witch action! 18-year-old Damia Marcheur is a schoolgirl at the world's premier school for magic. Shy, virginal Damia has just been given a new task: "Walking" a werewolf! But she could never have expected the boning she was about to receive! Book 1 in the "Damia Does The Teachers' Pets" series, featuring tales of magic bestiality!