Yep! Well, for another year. I just turned 19, though the stories in my first book happened when I was 18. But, I'm working on the second book, now. So... what was the question again? Oh yeah, I'm Elf, and a real princess, too!
And these stories are true?!
As true as I am an elf! Sadly, the really dirty stuff I write keeps getting banned, so you're stuck with the stories in the book... bestiality, incest, forced, gang, same sex, monster, etc... but, yeah, true, all true. Then again, it's all part of being an elf princess, I guess... a cute little girl.
When did you first start writing?
Like a week before the book was published. I still don't know if just telling what really happens qualifies as writing. I did try to write it all down once while I was actually sucking one of the royal guards, but I couldn't read it afterwards... so, waiting and writing it down later seems to be the way to go.
How many men have you been with at the same time?
Well, not sure... maybe better ask how many 'living things' have I been with at the same time... I lost count after a couple dozen. Then again, it was a Christmas party.
What motivated you to become an indie author?
Money! Buy my book! Apart from the royal treasure chests and property and slaves and stuff, I'm living day to day! I guess the other reason is I get to relive my adventures as I write them down.
Has Smashwords contributed to your success?
Yes! All the other places banned my book! It's anti-elf, I tell ya!
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
Playing with myself as I relive the memories!
What do you think of the fairytale and movie image of elves?
It brings a lot of innocent people out into the woods looking for us. We usually just beat them and take all their money. So, it's been good for us. I must admit a few of them end up being more than just 'friends' if you catch my drift.
What are you working on next?
My next book! Same as the first, really, though it takes place during the spring months.
Are you going to sell the movie rights to your stories?
Absolutely! I think they'd look great up on the big screen! I'd want to play myself, obviously. hehe... I just got that... play myself...
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
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