Interview with John Valjean
Published 2020-09-26.
What should readers know about your books?
First, that I intend to get you as hot and bothered as humanly possible! Folks should know that I like to warm them up before we get to the good stuff. Once we've arrived, I promise that things will get raunchy. I consider it my job to take you on a fiery journey filled hot men and even hotter scenarios!
Also, I try to inhabit my stories with people who speak and act like real people. They just happen to dive into the dirty stuff like pornstars.
Your stories usually involve incest and/or really open-minded characters.
Yes, I think incest is the HOTTEST kink! I tend to gravitate toward writing erotica where family members are too aroused to care about who they’re getting it on with. And after they're done, they still don't care!
I also think it’s hot when a married man (or anyone in a monogamous relationship) suddenly needs it so bad, he’ll decide to hook up with another man. By the way, this happens in real life!
What do you like to read?
I get so busy that it’s difficult to read as much as I would like. However, I listen to books on Audible, I have a steady rotation of monthly comic books, and I tear through the news each day to keep myself up to speed on what is happening in the world. I also will read other folks’ erotica as much as possible!
Are your stories part of a shared universe?
Indeed they are. The only book that unequivocally doesn’t tie to the rest of my books is Rimmerdale. However, folks paying slavishly close attention will realize that the characters in my stories often exist in the same world. The dad in “A Night in the Drunk Tank With Dad” is part of an orgy in “The Masterson Men,” the stepdad in “A Tale of Two Daddies” describes being in a brief sequence from “Brother 4 Sale,” and a growing number of trysts have taken place at the mythical Papillon Hotel. These are all set somewhere in Southern California, home of an unfair number of the hottest men on the planet.
And, yes, I probably do this because I grew up on comic books.
What is your crowning achievement?
Right now, it would have to be either “Rimmerdale: Season One” or “Lust, Simon.” The first is a porn parody of the CW’s “Riverdale” television series, and I tried to stay true to the feel of the series, which I absolutely worship. Except that mine is filled with men who cannot keep their hands off each other! “Lust, Simon” is a porn parody of “Love, Simon”; as is the sequel, “Simon & Brock.”
For me, both books have some of the hottest sex I’ve ever written. Plus, because of their size I was able to carry threads over multiple chapters, so that when you finally get to specific sex scenes I feel like I was able to use the allotted space to build a great deal of anticipation.
What do you have coming up?
I’m in the process of starting a new subscription website called CumFans, where readers can get chapters of books before they are published. I’m working on parodies of Love, Victor and Teen Wolf and both are going to deliver a lot of heat! These books, plus a follow up to Rimmerdale: Season One, will be available exclusively on CumFans. There will also be weekly fan fiction featuring your favorite hot actors and film and television characters! Yes and comic books too! Look for CumFans in early 2021!
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Latest books by This Author
Home Invasion 3!
by John Valjean
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Duke and his men are back! But this time, their mission is personal! Nothing can prepare the Graham family for the twisted morning that Duke is about to put them through!
Daddy Sold My Virgin Hole 2: Brotherly Lovin'
by John Valjean
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Teenage Calvin Barrows’ cherry was sold to a world-famous actor. Now the high school senior has a thirst for sex that can’t be quenched. However, some big-name celebrity brothers are sure going to try in this wall-to-wall taboo-filled sequel!
Daddy Sold My Virgin Hole
by John Valjean
(4.56 from 9 reviews)
Teenager Calvin Barrows has learned that his musclebound father is a high-end escort. The two can hardly keep their hands off each other. As things come to a boil, a world-famous celebrity decides he wants the first crack at the young twink’s virgin's hole.
What’s a daddy to do?
Confessions of a Bad Boy
by John Valjean
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Is it wrong to seduce a priest in a confessional?
Of course it is. That's what makes it so hot!
Muscle stud Adam Paul has a trio of scorching sex stories to share, and Father Valentine is forced to be his captive audience!
Urge: My Hot New Stepbrothers
by John Valjean
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Marc Prescott is not happy that his mother has remarried or that he has a new stepdad. However, things change immediately when Marc meets his sexy new stepbrothers Brodie and Slater. Things get hot right away between the stepbrothers, culminating in a taboo final chapter where none of the brothers hold back!
Daddy's Pool Party
by John Valjean
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
Quentin Turner has plans to walk out on his family to finally feed his filthy needs.
However, when his horny twins decide to throw a pool party for their 18th birthday, Daddy sticks around a little longer than planned!
My Daddy Valentine
by John Valjean
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
What’s a teenager supposed to do when he gets a taste for male flesh?
Feed his hunger, of course! Brandon James is hot for daddies, and after making his way through some sexy older hunks, he knows exactly what he wants for Valentine’s Day: his own Daddy!
Simon & Brock
by John Valjean
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
Simon Spears is out of the closet and madly in love with Brock Greenfeld!
Now that the high school sweethearts have professed their deepest feelings for one another, the young men have a decision to make: remain in a monogamous relationship or open things up and have some real fun!
Lust, Simon (Non-Taboo)
by John Valjean
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Simon Spears has a secret.
As he clings tight onto his closet door, he goes on a sexual journey that isn’t for the faint of heart.
Simon Spears has a secret: he’s gay.
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