Interview with Max Frick

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
Five.
Yes, and how many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
It's entirely weather dependant. Three, possibly four if the wind is behind her, otherwise one, heavy rain notwithstanding.
Where do you go to, my lovely, when you're alone in your bed?
Stop.
Okay. What's your favourite fish?
I'd have to go with the Boesemani Rainbow Fish. It has everything you'd expect from a world class fish and more.
I meant to eat.
Oh. Cod.
Thanks for your time.
You're welcome.
Published 2015-07-24.
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