There I was at my local McDonald's, waiting for them to make my Americano, when this man came staggering in, fresh off the bus that had just stopped outside, and bellowed CANNAYE HAVE DA WASHROOM KEY? Once he had it, he snatched a newspaper out of a seated customer's hands and went off pinwheeling into the bathroom area.
I thought, "There's a story there," but I didn't want to tell it, so here we are.
Who are your favorite authors?
I would have to go with Lurlene McDaniel, Tori Spelling, and the dude who at one time wallpapered my neighbourhood with posters accusing Shaolin Noodle House of poisoning its customers by adding dangerous manmade chemicals to its handcut noodles.
Describe your desk
It is a flat surface. Upon it are my writing materials, a trinket, and candid photos of my enemies, taken from afar with powerful cameras, and anointed with the blood of the innocent.
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