Interview with Refried Bean

Are your pet guinea pigs Christians?
Yes, of course, and they love to chew on the Bible.
Why didn’t you thank Arby’s on the acknowledgement page in your novel?
I just forgot, and then it was too late, but I like Arby’s a lot and have eaten several sandwiches there just when I really needed a sandwich.
What are some secrets that you don't want anyone to know?
I have Aspergers and Schizoaffective Disorder.
Why don’t you take your psychiatric medicine consistently?
Because it’s not candy.
What would you do if you had a hundred dollar bill?
I would use it to buy a 50 dollar bill.
Published 2016-08-12.
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Books by This Author

Plaid Birds
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 18,510. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christian Life / Inspirational, Fiction » Poetry » Spiritual
This is a book of poems, stories, and a few personal essays. A lot of the writing is Christian themed or relates to experiences with mental illness.
A Modern Classic
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 35,400. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This book includes a collection of funny poems, a collection of blog posts, and something else interesting from Refried Bean.
A Rude Surprise
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 24,040. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This book is a collection of poems, blog posts, and secret documents from Refried Bean.
School Papers
Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 83,620. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2017. Categories: Essay » Literature, Essay » Sociology
a collection of literary and social work school papers by Refried Bean
Guinea Pig in the Sky
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 33,320. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Christian Life / Prayer
funny poems, blog posts, and prayer ideas from Refried Bean
The Quest for the Magic Marble
Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 25,030. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This book contains a collection of rhymes and a collection of leftover poems, stories, essays, blog posts, and recipes from Refried Bean.
Would You Like To Be My Cousin?
Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 19,050. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This book contains three collections of humorous poetry from Refried Bean.
Sparkity Bonkins
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 54,360. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is a novel about cotton candy, soda, advertising, and prayer.
Patternerbles
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Art
This book is a collection of cartoon pictures of googly-eyed creatures by Refried Bean.
More Floopydoos
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Art
This book is a collection of cartoon pictures of googly-eyed creatures by Refried Bean.
Floopydoos
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 80. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Art
This book is a collection of cartoon pictures of googly-eyed creatures by Refried Bean.
The Lost Stones of Greydorn
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 53,750. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book contains two collections of funny and heartwarming stories by Refried Bean.
Horizon Cow
Price: $10.00 USD. Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: May 25, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
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This book includes two collections of funny joke poems by Refried Bean.