I don't trust e-readers. I think robots are the devil and that people using e-readers are killing print books, and I'd rather sell print books but you bastards have poisoned the well so here's some damn ebooks you vultures.
What book marketing techniques have been most effective for you?
I stand on street corners and yell my book titles at strangers.
What's the story behind your latest book?
A bitter nihilist finds the most gruesome way to masturbate. A dying Elvis finds pure joy wrapped in cling film by Roy Orbison. A young girl finds passion in a mythical Mexican goat killing vampire dog. A chair is awakened to the pleasure of the flesh by a lusty rug. A man with a glorious mustache teaches girls perfect felatio techniche by suckling his stache. Presidential perversion, athletic punishments, fast food icon orgies and much more insane erotica awaits you in this collection of the most bizarre and perverse short fiction from the author of Jonesboria Discordia.
Or at least that is what the blurb reads
How has Smashwords contributed to your success?
It hasn't at all yet. :)
What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
Being a bad ass
What do your fans mean to you?
Hopefully easy sex!
What are you working on next?
Who are your favorite authors?
I like Harmony Korine's book
What inspires you to get out of bed each day?
When you're not writing, how do you spend your time?
I jam it off
How do you discover the ebooks you read?
I TOLD YOU ALREADY THEM THINGS IS THE DEVIL!
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