I Wish I Was Dead, So I Could Get Chicks
by D. A. Springborn
Jayson wants to see lust woman’s eyes .He thinks they would be more impressed if he was dead; or undead. His friend Max goes along with it because Jayson’s ideas tend to go horribly wrong, and it’s fun to watch. Eventually an amazing woman finds him. She can’t be what she thinks she is. There is also the matter of her ex returning. She thought she killed him years ago. He’s not over it yet.