Science Fiction / Fantasy Novelist with 10 traditionally published novels to my name. I write weird adventure fantasy with humorous under and overtones. Someone once said I take extraordinary characters and place them in ordinary situations. Also, I like weird tentacle monsters for some reason because they keep popping up in most of my stories, but that wasn't intentional. Regardless, I'm a guy who tells stories and has managed to get paid for it now and then, so I can't be all that bad at it, can I?
If you want to read about robot detectives, awkward vampires, or gods who spend way too much time sitting on the sofa watching Spanish soap operas, I'm your guy. Just remember. It's pulpy weird fiction, NOT funny fluff. Unless you like funny fluff. Then it's exactly that.
Either way, I'm here to sell books and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.