Dick Sloth


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Saints Don't Hang: Love and Murder
You set the price! Words: 7,130. Language: American English. Published: January 7, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Horror » Crime
Robert Jones Hungate has been driving a commercial truck and murdering prostitutes for years; he has dozens of victims to his 'credit.' But what happens when he meets a girl he can't bring himself to kill?
Love Me Not
You set the price! Words: 1,950. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Family sagas
Brad loves his beautiful wife, Darla. But she is much stronger than him, and she is dangerous. Can he fix his troubled marriage, or will he be tormented until he ceases to exist?
Tales of Unusual Madness
You set the price! Words: 48,380. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Explore the limits of sanity in this collection of six harrowing tales. Is reality itself a nightmarish delusion? Find out in 'S is for Sane.'
The Dolphin Wants You / Make a Goddamn Choice #2
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,780. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
When you learn that your pet dolphin is in love with you, your shock is matched only by your amazement upon learning that the fate of the universe depends on him!
Your Wife is a Slut / Make a Goddamn Choice #1
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,100. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
Like a Twist-a-Plot, Which Way, or Choose Your Own Adventure book, only for grown-ups, you get to make the choices that will either lead to a satisfying revenge or a gruesome fate. Have some zany, vulgar fun with 'Your Wife is a Slut.'
Big Yes, Little Mouth
You set the price! Words: 3,930. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
A government surveillance worker is visited by aliens. Then things start getting weird.
The Cock
You set the price! Words: 12,480. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners, Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
He may be a rooster, but he's all man. Women can't get enough of him. Men try to stay out of his way.
Cornholed in Kansas
You set the price! Words: 3,890. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Erotica » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Hardcore sex behind the innocent corn rows leaves Dorothy gasping with pleasure.
You set the price! Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Collects three short stories: Flu Shots Anytime, Sick Twice, and Hate Tomorrow.
Fresh New Flesh
You set the price! Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
On a mission of vengeance, a mother invades the home of her daughter's murderer--but a trap is waiting.

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