AT Davidson

Books

Hollow Woods Confidential
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 201,080. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
‘I’m a Vampire; the Undead...’ ‘I know that you’re not, like, dead, silly. If you’re Undead that means you’re, like, alive,’ Blair reasoned. Reed sighed loudly. ‘But how come you so don’t, like, have a heartbeat?’ Blair asked. ‘Listen to me, Blair,’ Reed said, grabbing her by the shoulders and shaking her so as her glorious wavy locks swayed provocatively. ‘I am dead... I – am – a – vam – pire.'
The Murdoch Files: Volume 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 101,950. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Murdoch - the stereotypical hero of all B-Grade stories - is an idiot. The Murdoch Files: Volume 2 follows Murdoch's adventures through the genres of the 1960s-80s. Full colour has arrived and everything is larger than life. Action and adventure were high: where danger and death were all part of the days work; where men were men and women. . . weren't. This volume contains the final 12 adventures
Free Gramps
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,400. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Suddenly Murdoch is quickly wheeling towards the door. Timmy jumps out of the way just in time. Timmy watches as Murdoch manoeuvres the chair down the hall and then he runs after him. There is laughter. ‘Gramps . . . wait up!’ Age has caught up with our hero. He has lost his rugged good looks, devil-may-care attitude and possibly his mind. Is this how he is destined to spend the rest of his life?
The Big Santa Christmas Caper
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,460. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘SANTA, THERE’S A DARK SLEIGH ENTERING NORTH POLE AIRSPACE AT THREE O’CLOCK!’ the dwarf says, still screeching and waving his arms. The woman gasps. Santa Claus moans, but his head remains nestled in the crook of his elbow, and he says nothing. Evil elves trying to destroy Santa’s workshop and ruin Christmas. Kids waiting up for Santa to complain about their presents. What is the world coming to?
Lizzie, come back, please
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Lizzie lunges for the passenger side door handle and manages it with ease using her mouth. The door not only opens but she somehow pushes it forward and then Lizzie turns and grabs the sleeve of Murdoch’s jacket in her mouth. Soon Lizzie has Murdoch half way out of the burning vehicle. She is free of the inferno but the selfless rescue of her master is uppermost on her mind it seems. What a dog!
Camp Scamps
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,360. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Alright, kids, a big hi de ho to you all and welcome to camp Itchywatchygoochie-e-e-e!’ A kids’ summer camp? Murdoch as a camp counsellor? Surely there has to be more to this latest Murdoch adventure than whiny, wallet-making, pre-pubescent kids. Doesn’t there? Has Murdoch completely lost his mind? Do we even need to answer that question?
Murdoch Cop
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,530. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Murdoch, if you choke the kid we won’t be able to take him to court and involve ourselves in a long, fruitless court case, where—thanks to a well-paid, crooked lawyer—the kid will end up getting off scot-free!’ It’s the late 60s/early 70s, where foul language has hit the streets. Murdoch has had enough of these young punks with their drugs and their jive talking. He intends to put a stop to them
Gadzooka Vs Sushima
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,310. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Why, Murdoch, who else would do such a terrible thing as destroy Tokyo. . . than the evil Gadzooka?" What would the world be without the 1960s Japanese robotic monster? Umm. . . quite peaceful, probably. Join Murdoch as he attempts to save Tokyo by unleashing the wonderful, benevolent, child-loving Sushima on the evil Gadzooka in a battle of robotic monsters.
Murdoch: Secret Agent
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,800. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘You have put an end to my crazed plans to take over the world, Murdoch. Because of you and your innate goodness and niceness, I have failed in my evil and psychologically tormented way to take revenge . . .' Murdoch: Secret Agent battles deadly spiders, suspicious assistants, and a variety of evil nastiness to save the world from disaster.
Two Days, Twenty Seven Minutes and Fifty Three Seconds in Paris
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,040. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Well, Monsieur, you are an American and I am a Frenchman. There is simply far too much arrogance in this vehicle. We have reached a detente. I would suggest that you either pay me an exorbitant amount of money for my services . . .’ It’s the late 1960s, full colour and Paris - and romance. Murdoch falls in love with the beautiful Claudette Le Fleur, daughter of the wealthy Count Le Fleur.
The Big Daddy-o Beach Blanket Bingo Party
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,880. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Suddenly some strange dim-witted music begins to blare: Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee—dum-dum-dum—dum-dum, Dee-dee-dee—dum-dum—dum-dum-dum—dum-dum— The sun-bronzed teenagers begin to contort idiotically on the sand, lifting their knees high to the beat of the music. They piston their arms up and down and sand is flying every which way. What are they doing? Is it some type of group epileptic seizure?
Murdoch: MD
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,320. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Look, I know that it’s no joy ride being a doctor; having to wade in the internal organs and icky blood of others. But someone has to do it. That someone—if you’re to stay on board—is you.’ It’s not easy being a doctor. Or a nurse who’s in love with a doctor. Or a patient’s wife who’s in love with a doctor. Rugged looks in a white coat set many hearts aflutter. And all those sick people...? Yuk!
The Horrible Haunted Estate
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,700. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Hey, look . . . what’s the problem?’ Murdoch says, ‘we know that it’s a ghost. We can see it. What else could it be? I mean . . . really, people.’ Murdoch and his companions have been called in to investigate the haunting at Mill House. The ghosts are one thing, but what is making the investigators kill themselves? Are they all insane or simply incompetent?
The Young and Very Naughty Boys
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,600. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘. . . Then Miguel gets his knife out and they start dancin’ around each other, you know: flingin’ themselves upwards from the ground and kind of leapin’ up real high . . . Gee, it was horrible.’ The nineteen sixties is a time of leather jackets, cuffed baggy jeans and greasy pompadours. When a gang member is killed, it’s up to investigating officer Murdoch to bring the perpetrator to justice.
The Attack of the Killer Roaches
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,140. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
'It rubs me the wrong way when, though all we’re trying to do is ensure world peace and happiness by the threat of nuclear warfare, we face constant hardships from our enemies.’ Strange disappearances, odd shoe sightings, and just what is the Government doing in New Mexico? The desert town of El Pathetico seems to be the focal point for all things mutant and insecty. Can Murdoch solve the mystery?
Rocketship XM-25B to Mars
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,920. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Doctor Davis, why is it that you have decided to go on this mission and abandon the more exclusively feminine activities of household duties and meal preparation?’ Murdoch and his companions are about to head off into space, to be the first humans to set foot on the magenta planet Mars. And, yes, in the 1950s, a woman is abandoning her homely duties to make such an expedition. Shocking!
The Day That It Came From Up There
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,960. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘On the other side of those bushes, in a clearing, is a . . . Flying Saucer . . .’ It’s the dawn of the atomic age. Computers haven't been invented; a cure for cancer has just been wiped from the blackboard. Earth is being invaded by flying saucers and the military want to atomic everything in sight. It’s up to egg-head . . . er, scientist Murdoch to stop the Martians turning everyone into Jell-o.
Sir Murdoch of the Large Table
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,460. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Surely soon Arfur will call me, so as we may, side by side, partake of wild boar, drink wine from silver goblets and caress and taunt busty maidens at, or upon, the table to our heart’s content.’ Arfur has bigger problems. His knights are searching for the The Holy Pail. Can Sir Murdoch find the relic, earn his place at the Large Table and take the hand of the beautiful and virtuous Gyferwyff?
Murdoch and his Three Thieves
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,010. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Oh, I don’t know, you young, modern women want things all your own way. Why, when I was your age, a camel and two bottles of the finest cooking oil were all that was needed for a man to win your hand...’ Murdoch, shirtless and baggy-panted in the sun and sand of Ancient Baghdad, is in love with the beautiful Princess Tuous, daughter of Suntan Vinegar, who is engaged to the wealthy Caliph Ornia.
Murdoch of the High Seas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,120. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Good people of The Prince of Prahran, let it be known that Murdoch, of the high seas, the Gentlemen Pirate, is now the owner of your vessel and all goods and chattels that reside on board!' Join Murdoch for a rollicking adventure on the high seas with the delightfully beautiful Lady Sarah Bunkleberry and the not so delightful (definitely not beautiful) Lord Phillip Horsaface.
The Song of the Six Gun
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,490. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Look, Suzette, I know that little Billy told you about his daddy robbin’ the bank in all confidence and that you only told the deputy so they might capture him before he carries out his surely ill-fated plan, but I’ve just got to go into the hills and kill the man.’ Join Murdoch as he takes on the role of the singing cowboy. Will he stop Blue Bill and win the heart of purdy school-marm Suzette?
In The Wars
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,830. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Krauts!’ someone screams and the men are running every which way. ‘Good . . . I mean, damn!’ Murdoch says. As all are in confusion, Murdoch runs straight ahead. He needs to instruct this company in the correct application of the hand grenade. As he runs, he extracts the pin of one with his teeth. Sure enough, up ahead a tank rumbles straight towards him. From the turret, the gun swivels . . .'
The Treasure of Sienna Padre
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,590. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘You led me into a trap, my friend,’ Murdoch says addressing the bleeding man. ‘You knew damn well that I was almost certain to be killed. I must admit that, for a while there, I was convinced that the old man was on the level. That is until he led me into the Sienna Padré Mountains...' There are rumours of gold in the Sienna Padre mountains. Murdoch also knows those hills are full of banditos.
The Murdoch Files: Volume 1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 103,020. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Murdoch - the stereotypical hero of all B-Grade stories - is an idiot. The Murdoch Files: Volume 1 follows Murdoch's adventures through the genres of the 1940s and 50s. The world is black and white. It is a time when action and adventure were high: where danger and death were all part of the days work; where men were men and women . . . weren't. This Volume contains the first 12 Murdoch adventures
Farewell my Big Sleeping Little Sister
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Don’t worry, sweetcakes, if anyone can find your sister, I can.’ Murdoch, private dick, is on the job. Sweet All-American Girl, Mavis Tralalalalah has gone missing. She has been running with the wrong crowd and her sister fears she may be in trouble with the law. As Murdoch mixes with shady characters and the seedy nightclub world, he comes to realise that the case is not what it seems.
The Big House
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,150. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘It all involved a dame, of course.’ Murdoch finds himself in The Big House, framed for murder. He is offended by just about everything. After telling the warden he has been violated in the shower, Murdoch finds himself on the wrong end of Lucky Marvin. His plotted death becomes the distraction for a prison escape. Will the escape plan be foiled? And will Murdoch survive for another episode?
Murdoch of the Jungle
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,390. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Murdoch – the stereotypical hero of all good B-Grade stories – is an idiot. Join our hero as he takes Professor Mortimer and his lovely daughter, Eleanor, through the jungle in search of the fabled lost city of Abracadabra. Will he find the lost city of Abracadabra? And will he win the lovely Eleanor's heart? This satirical story is written in the tradition of B-Grade stories - flaws and all.

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