AaronSummers

Biography

Aaron Summers is a graduate of Florida State University. When not writing (or giving the finger to the blinking cursor on his word processor) he often spends his free time drinking alone, sowing disharmony between his overly neurotic Jack Russell Terrier and three-legged cat, trolling Mother Teresa fan forums, and discussing Simone de Beauvoir with cam-site girls. He lives in Sarasota, Florida, and his life's ambition is to rewrite the complete works of Jane Austen using nothing but emoticons.

Where to find AaronSummers online

Twitter: @AaronovichJoker

Books

The Lamentable Fate of Mr. Fluffpaws and Other Stories
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 20,380. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Dead cats! Angry tigers! Talking JPEGs! Disillusioned demigods! Insanity, tragedy, sexuality, and laughs all packaged neatly into nine irreverent tales. Tears and chuckles are abound in this debut publication from Sarasota's resident smirking joker.

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comedy    drugs    internet    masturbation    nihilism    philosophy    pop culture    religion    religious humor    satire    sex    suicide