Aaron Summers is a graduate of Florida State University. When not writing (or giving the finger to the blinking cursor on his word processor) he often spends his free time drinking alone, sowing disharmony between his overly neurotic Jack Russell Terrier and three-legged cat, trolling Mother Teresa fan forums, and discussing Simone de Beauvoir with cam-site girls. He lives in Sarasota, Florida, and his life's ambition is to rewrite the complete works of Jane Austen using nothing but emoticons.
Dead cats! Angry tigers! Talking JPEGs! Disillusioned demigods! Insanity, tragedy, sexuality, and laughs all packaged neatly into nine irreverent tales. Tears and chuckles are abound in this debut publication from Sarasota's resident smirking joker.