Adam Howell


Currently broke and living in a dustbin. Please stop depositing your rubbish in my living room.

This bin operates under a finders keepers policy, and the following items will not be returned: Unshredded bank statements, your favourite hat (which your partner hated), and the growing collection of old socks (delivered by your washing machine every Tuesday).

I do not, however, have any need for body parts and would be thankful if you removed the remains of Mrs Simmons and disposed of her elsewhere.

Furthermore, I find your frequent use of expletives, whilst attempting to carry me and my home to the side of the road every week, highly offensive. I do not weigh a ton, and, due in part to your less than desirable cooking, I have lost a number of pounds since moving here.

I am not running a charity and my tolerance of your anti-social behaviour has limits. I am, however, willing to make an effort. Should you give me £1 for a cup of tea, I will, for the sake of community cohesion, endeavour to overlook your less than neighbourly behaviour.

Yours faithfully Adam Howell

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The Clutter Box
Price: Free! Words: 25,010. Language: British English. Published: August 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
A telepathic infection is eating its way through Ernum Gustabler and has been since his childhood. But what's the source of his troubles? Is he merely a puppet, pushed along to the rhythm of a lie, or is he the master of his own fate? The Clutter Box: An existential sci-fi thriller.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 61,190. Language: British English. Published: February 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Nothing on the Rhealian network is private. A few reckless comments online can do a great deal of damage to a person's reputation. When Detective Joseph Pimm is placed in charge of a murder investigation, where the chief suspect is an Earth women, uncovering the truth risks putting him out of step with Rhealian society.
Rhea's End
Price: Free! Words: 21,250. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Horror » Undead
Three people are forced to land on the planet Rhea. A world now known as the planet of the damned. What happened to this once great civilisation is clouded in rumour and legend. A cautionary tale for those who wish to hand their lives over to machines. The crew take the opportunity to explore the planet and, in doing so, they uncover exactly how much of the nightmare is still in play.

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ai    computer virus    corruption    desease    dystopia    murder    parasite    physchosis    planet    prison    psychosis    schizophrenia    sci fi    scifi    space    telepathy    zombie