Peter Kelly


I'm the kinda guy who self-publishes demented ebooks in the hope of convincing the internet that I'm an avante-garde genius. Everything I've got on this site is too bizarre to love, so all my Smashwords books are free.

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Locate The Dot
Price: Free! Words: 12,410. Language: Australian English. Published: September 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Inspiration » Meditation
Find the dot. Find yourself. Be happy, for once. One shining moment that justifies it all. Just one spot - a dot, if you will. Locate The Dot is a game for all the ages. The textual counterpart to Where's Wally. But Wally has been compressed to a single point of e-ink. He may be harder to find than enlightenment. Is he? This is millennial mindfulness!
Queen Jane Bible
Price: Free! Words: 821,650. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Bibles, Nonfiction » Sex and Relationships  » Sex and religion
'For I testify unto every woman that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any woman shall add unto these things, Goddess shall add unto her the plagues that are written in this book.' King James Bible with gender pronouns and names replaced.
Blue Blue City
Price: Free! Words: 153,700. Language: Australian English. Published: October 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
More avant-garde than if Lenin was an Irish policeman, Blue Blue City is a text produced by mangling Pride and Prejudice beyond all comprehensibility. I've never read it, and I wrote the thing. Daryl Jones is placed in several bizarre situations, and there's also a pregnant senator running around. Basically, a crap Finnegan's Wake.

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Smashwords book reviews by Peter Kelly

  • Novice: Volume Two on June 02, 2016

    Novice is the second in a series of diaries by Meghan McDonnell. It covers the years 1997 to 1999, when she first fell in love, attended university and went to Australia. McDonnell should be commended for her courage in making so much personal material public. The memoir is dominated by Meghan’s frustrating relationship with Lucas, a young man who I perceived as being a drip. Especially after he cheated on her. The plot also concerns Meghan deciding what to do with her life. All this is much more interesting than it sounds, partially because McDonnell makes it clear her story is set in the nineties by referring to the contemporary music of the time. My favourite section was Meghan’s trip to Australia with her friend Cassidy. They go to Sydney, Melbourne and even the cheesemaking town of Bega – all places that I’ve visited. I was fascinated by her description of Lygon street and its Italian restaurants, even though she misspelled it Lyon Street. Similarly, Swanston Street became Swanton Street. While these mistakes initially amused me, I figured that they also effectively communicated Meghan’s disorientation in a strange country. I also liked how she included a list of every song mentioned in the book as an appendix. This list is practically an invitation to the reader to make a mixtape or a playlist, so maybe it should be at the start of the book. I don’t have a lot of experience reading diaries. The lack of dialogue threw me at first, but I soon got used to it. It also bothered me that we couldn’t see things from the perspective of other characters, although this would be impossible to do honestly in a diary. I just really wanted to know what Lucas was thinking. The ideal audience is people invested in nineties nostalgia, particularly if they live in Washington State where the book is mostly set. It would be interesting to see what fans of Romance or YA react of Novice‘s depiction of a real young adult relationship. I’d also recommend it to young people trying to imagine what their lives would be like before the iPad or Facebook. Overall, Novice is a book for those interested in the inner lives of ordinary people.