Alexandra Amalova

Biography

'If porn were mainstream, if Dickens had written "The sale of two titties", Wells had penned "The whore of the worlds", and Shakespeare had staged "Porneo and Juliet", then - rather than being a virtually-unknown naughty niche - Miss Amalova would be a national treasure.'

Unfortunately, society was not then ready for such sexual graphicality, and - even more unfortunately - neither is it still. And so, dear reader, you must furtively scrabble beneath virtual counters for her works and hide them behind a complex array of passwords on your trusty e-reader. And that's a shame. For there is much the world could glean from Alexandra's sordid set pieces; much, much more than the genre would suggest.

Miss Amalova has previously cared to compile seven compendiums of concise erotica; an illustrated book of pervy poetry, a naughty novella, and a six-part sexy sci-fi saga - The Inversion Chronicles - have added to her impressive catalogue of published works.. A relatively new project entitled 'Love thy neighbour', a series of sexy stories set in a street much like yours, has recently been completed and is available here in a single very juicy volume.

A now legal and long-term resident of her beloved UK, the author shares her first-floor flat with two and a half stuffed cats, an overflowing wash basket and an empty fridge and is still somehow somewhat under thirty.

Smashwords Interview

What do you read for pleasure?
I read the classics; I read science fiction; I also regularly read New Scientist. Though I write almost exclusively erotica, I have never read nor ever plan to read that particular genre. But that's not strictly true, is it Alexandra? No, on second thoughts I have read erotica, specifically the unfailingly wonderful short stories written by a variety of authors for Playboy. I'm not an avid reader of porn mags, you understand, but I did once find a pile of classic issues under my dad's bed and, after I had flicked quickly through the girlie pics, proceeded to pore over the text. Quite remarkable and totally inspiring.
When did you first start writing?
When I was eleven or twelve, I remember writing a story at school that received much praise from my teacher and which I had to read out to the class. The buzz I received from that stayed with me. As a late teen, I kept a diary, a deep and personal journal in which I often let my rather sordid imagination run wild. You may recall, in my answer to question one, my untimely introduction to erotica via a treasure trove of classic Playboy magazines; inspired by those amazing tales, I began my erotica experimentia in my personal journal, taking bits of real life and adding a twisted twist.

Later, I gave up my daily delve into literary titillation and simply lived it instead. Quite shamefully, I was quite shameless. One particularly painful affair set me writing again, scribbling feverishly away in an attempt to clear my head of the perceived torment I was suffering. It worked. I suddenly felt wonderful. A friend (more acquaintance, actually, a writer with whom I often cammed) said I should publish what I had created. So I did, on a site called Lush Stories, and to rave reviews. I have barely stopped for breath since.
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Where to find Alexandra Amalova online

Where to buy in print

Series

Love Thy Neighbour
A series of sexy stories set in a street much like yours... On the day Alistair and his wife Rachel move into their new house in a quiet cul-de-sac, Violet, the retiree from across the road, introduces herself. As time passes and as Ali finds himself not only unemployed but also unemployable, his natural voyeuristic tendencies come further to the fore and his fascination with the now widowed Violet begins to border on the unhealthy. The increasingly sordid history of Ali, told alternately by himself and the particular volume’s titular female, gradually unfolds till it encompasses the whole neighbourhood. Violet, Leanne, Beverly and Melissa, don’t tell half the story! Ali’s wife has more to say than all the rest of Ali’s lovers put together. Love Thy Neighbour Complete - the whole story bound in one weighty volume - is now available in the Smashwords store!
Alexandra Amalova's erotic anthologies
Choosing which tales make up each of Alexandra's erotic anthologies is, on the face of it, no easy task. However, after careful consideration, it becomes apparent that there are common themes that weave through many - the unexplained, the inexplicable, education (in both formal and decidedly informal settings), and infidelity, to name but four. Here then are the results of that filtering. Sci-fi, sci-fact and the paranormal make a weighty contribution, as do tales that spring from the deep well of suffering caused by adulterous partners. Miss Amalova herself states in one particularly enlightening introduction: 'I write this little note with a mixture of real relief and genuine gratitude, and trust you will enjoy what is now resting in your hand. No, not that hand; the other one. If this is your first foray into my literary undergarments, then please don't rush; after scrubbing and warming your eager digits, proceed gently, thoughtfully, and pleasure shall surely be had by all involved. If, on the other hand, you have had me in your sticky paws before, then simply get stuck in. I'm sure you know your way around by now.' Oh, yes, Alexandra, we surely do!
The Inversion Chronicles
When the world ends, the journey begins... 'It was now or never. The Earth was dead. War had decimated her then had tortured, raped and burnt her. Nothing grew. Nothing flew, swam, walked or crawled. Seas were poisoned. The land was charred. The air was acrid. This journey was humanity's final, most desperate act. It was our last chance. We had but one ship, and I, Alex5, was its captain.' So begins 'Only who is left', book I of Alexandra Amalova's epic six-volume story of humankind's journey to the stars. Their last-gasp search for a new home stretches human courage, ingenuity and resilience to the limits. Trapped in a far-flung system seemingly devoid of life, and with only slender hopes of survival, what will become of humanity's fragile final diaspora? Please be warned: besides the stunning scifi content, these raunchy riveting reads contain graphic descriptions of human sexual behaviour. All six books in the series are now available in one weighty volume: The Complete Inversion Chronicles.

Books

The Complete Love Thy Neighbour
Series: Love Thy Neighbour. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 104,630. Language: English. Published: August 23, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
A series of sexy stories set in a street much like yours... All seems well when Alistair and his beautiful wife Rachel move into their new house in a quiet cul-de-sac. However, things are rarely what they seem; the increasingly sordid history of Ali, told alternately by himself and the particular chapter's titular female, gradually unfolds till it encompasses the whole neighbourhood.
Literal Fantasies: An Erotic Novella
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 32,970. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary, Fiction » Erotica » Menage/Multiple Partners
Harry, a writer of erotica, receives an invitation from four of his fans that he simply cannot resist: to join them as a 'fly on the wall' at one of their 'Literal Fantasies' sessions, get-togethers where they write erotica, embellish it with saucy snaps and generally explore their sexualities. The day arrives. He stands trembling before hotel suite 351. He knocks. The door opens. He steps inside.
Violet: Love Thy Neighbour Book 1
Series: Love Thy Neighbour. Price: Free! Words: 5,720. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
In this first instalment of Alexandra's 'Love Thy Neighbour' series, a young married man finds himself strangely drawn to the recently widowed woman across the road. Lit only by the late night tv and with her curtains open, she becomes aware that he is watching her, sees his silhouette standing at his darkened bedroom window.
Whatever Happened to My Teacher? And Other Educational Tales
Series: Alexandra Amalova's erotic anthologies. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 40,350. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
In 'Whatever happened to my teacher?' the beauty of Alexandra's prose once again belies the often dark and dangerous themes. Interspersed between the four chapters of the eponymous central story, are seven enlightening tales in which one or more of the characters receives shocking self-knowledge in sexually-charged epiphanic events.
A Lifetime in Thirty Minutes: Ten Tantalising Tales of Love and Lust
Series: Alexandra Amalova's erotic anthologies. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 41,990. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
In this collection you will encounter confusion, fear and frustration, whilst yearning, providence and opportunity will be your constant companions. You will walk hand in hand with liars and cheats, the guilty and the innocent, yet the naked truth will never be far behind you. All the while rest assured: whatever your needs and desires, Miss Amalova has included something here especially for you.
Of Angels, Mice and Men: A Dazzling Collection of Paranormal and Sci-Fi Erotica
Series: Alexandra Amalova's erotic anthologies. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 43,510. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
This new collection of erotica penned by the remarkable Miss Amalova contains paranormal and science fiction stories in equal measure. From the first word to the last, Alexandra beguiles with her lyrical prose and excites with her vivid descriptions of human sexual behaviour at the very fringes of belief and understanding.
Measuring up: An Indispensable Compendium of Eclectic Erotica
Series: Alexandra Amalova's erotic anthologies. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 38,930. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2019 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies
Across disparate, often desperate scenarios, from literal tragedy to surreal comedy, from soft-porn to hard-core, the mentally and physically torn protagonists struggle hard against the sexually-charged and often life-changing circumstances in which they find themselves. Sometimes they succeed. And sometimes they succumb. But they try. They always try to do the right thing.
The Big Bag of Sexy Allsorts
Series: Alexandra Amalova's erotic anthologies. Price: Free! Words: 39,830. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2019 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Erotica Anthologies, Fiction » Anthologies » Erotica Anthologies
As the title suggests, Alexandra's latest collection is a mixed bag, a compendium without a common theme, a lot without a lot in common, a congregation without a prayer of being unified. But thankfully for us all, one common theme runs throughout: sex. And, accordingly, the stories will both quicken your heart and animate your private parts.
The Complete Inversion Chronicles
Series: The Inversion Chronicles. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 234,590. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2019 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
'It was now or never. The Earth was dead... This journey was humanity's final, most desperate act. It was our last chance. We had but one ship, and I, Alex5, was its captain...' So begins 'The Inversion Chronicles', Alexandra Amalova's epic six-volume story of humankind's journey to the stars. Their last-gasp search for a new home stretches human courage, ingenuity and resilience to the limits.
Sensual Ghosts: A Stunning Collection of Paranormal Erotica
Series: Alexandra Amalova's erotic anthologies. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 42,750. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Paranormal
For lovers of ghost stories and sharply written erotica, these nine stunning tales are heart-rending, inspiring and of course, sexually stimulating. The plots will haunt you, the characters will fascinate you, and the twists will confound you long after the earth-shattering sex has subsided into a satisfying glow.
Only Who Is Left: Book I of the Inversion Chronicles
Series: The Inversion Chronicles. Price: Free! Words: 36,510. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Erotica » Sci-Fi Erotica
'It was now or never. The Earth was dead. War had decimated her then had tortured, raped and burnt her. This journey was humanity's final, most desperate act. It was our last chance. We had but one ship, and I, Alex5, was its captain...' 'Only who is left' introduces the world to Alex5, war hero, scientist, and expedition leader, an extraordinary man encountering extraordinary circumstances.
Coffee with Cock: An Eclectic Collection of Erotica
Series: Alexandra Amalova's erotic anthologies. Price: Free! Words: 42,480. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Erotica » Contemporary
Alexandra has once again hit the jackpot with this, her second collection of stunningly sexy naughty shorIies. Incorporating the themes of trust, love, lust, infidelity, loss, loneliness and inexperience, these eight truthful and touching tales evince sexually disparate scenarios. They will make you think, make you reflect on your own existence, while simultaneously arousing you beyond measure.

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