I'm a rat and I answer questions from rats, hoomans and other things. I am famous from the Ratto Bamboozlin' Facebook group. Come, let me share some secrets...

Smashwords Interview

What motivated you to become an indie author?
I got roped into it by my mommy Liv and a stranger on the internet called Rhian. Don't talk to strangers, kids.
How has Smashwords contributed to your success?
I don't know. This is my first book. I'm not a success yet!
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Price: Free! Words: 12,770. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2018. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
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The world's first compilation of life advice as told by a rat. Meet famous agony-rodent, Alloway (who runs a regular column in the Ratto Bamboozlin' Facebook group). Heal your broken heart. Learn all about the mysterious ways of hoomans. Find out the meaning of life. Includes a bonus astrology section. Not for children under 12 or pets under three months.

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