Arlen Grossman


Writer and semi-retired special education teacher, now subbing, tutoring, writing and blogging. Living in Monterey, CA with wife, children and assorted pets and toilets. Wrote weekly quotation quiz, "What's Your Quotation Quotient?' for nine years in the Monterey Herald, and published other articles in various newspapers and magazines.

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Life of the Potty: The Adventures of Peter Potty, Intergalactic Exchange Student
You set the price! Words: 12,790. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Peter Potty is an exchange student from the planet Latrinius. He is also a talking toilet with the difficult task of trying to fit into middle school life. And if that wasn't tough enough, arch-rival Ollie Outhouse arrives from Portapotia to capture Peter in order to sabotage our planet's indoor plumbing in favor of smelly outhouses. It is up to Peter to stop this horrendous plan.

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  • Elevator Going Down on Oct. 13, 2012

    This story is disturbing...very disturbing, but in the same way that a good horror movie is disturbing. I chose this story because I had been impressed with Weger's first book, East Garrison. "Elevator Going Down" did not disappoint. Like I said, very disturbing, but I never wanted to stop reading it, to see what would eventually happen. This story of a woman trapped in a dead-end job slowly going crazy kept me interested right up to the creepy ending. Well worth the 99 cents. Weger has a gift for the macabre and an unfiltered and clever imagination.