When We Montage We Win At Sports
by Joe Scott
Climbing the stairs, punching hard, jumping rope with increasing ferocity — all to a sick synth track: This is how we win. At ventriloquist beatboxing, at feline golf caddying, at baseball in the age of World War V. Sports. SPORTS! Laugh. Out. Loud. Weird. A collection of stories written like movies yet to be made. Terrible movies. Or great ones. You. Decide.