Ray Timms


Retired psychologist counsellor who still plays the drums in a rock band. I am a father of three grown kids. I am married to Jenni and I live in Felpham West Sussex.

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Price: Free! Words: 111,200. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
As the UK struggles to come to terms with Brexit this farcical novel exposes the hypocrisy of our politicians. Sex scandals, murderous intentions and a greedy quest for power at any cost. "Assassins" is totally bonkers, yet at the same time intriguing and littered with historical facts, (even though some have been ever so slightly massaged.)
The Move
Price: Free! Words: 57,400. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Art Blakely moved his family to Devon to escape his debts but when his dream new start went horribly wrong he decided to move to London. He thought he had it all planned out. What he hadn't reckoned with was having to use four vehicles that were mostly illegal or unroadworthy and the removal driver had a broken leg.The convoy broke up on the M5 when most of them were arrested. Hilarious but true.
A Marriage Of Inconvenience
Price: Free! Words: 175,700. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
A tale of deceit, murder, greed and adultery played out in the quiet hills of Surrey, London and then Mexico with a surprising twist and a gripping finale on the Cayman Island. A rags to riches tale of love featuring unlikely heroes.

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