Tara Simone


So who is Tara Simone? I'm just a girl, an American girl, who writes stories that are fun and funny, sweet and sexy. Stories that let you escape for a few hours so you can forget about that crappy day at work and that idiot boss who never gives you credit ... or forget about that guy who didn't text you back, he's an idiot ... or forget how the drive-thru server messed up your venti, skinny, four pump hazelnut macchiatto latte that you were ordering to soothe the stress of the idiot boss or idiot guy. The world is full of idiots. My goal is to make you forget them. If I succeed drop me a line. If I haven't, well I suggest you try either Yoga, Meditation, Xanax or Raspberry flavored Vodka... I guarantee one of the four or a combination thereof will work.**

I'm also an unapologetic fan of chick lit. Chick lit rules. All the great romantic comedy films are basically chick lit screenplays. Love Actually? Yep. Notting Hill? Yep. Sleepless in Seattle? Yep. The Holiday? Yep. Reservoir Dogs? Umm ... no. Definitely not. But love Tarantino. Okay, let's move on.
I like to call my novels Bliss Lit - chick lit's wiser, more self-assured big sister who is seeking her bliss - personally, professionally and romantically. And aren't we all seeking our bliss? And you deserve to find yours. And you will. And if it doesn't come soon enough, refer to the four remedies above.

**I do not advocate mixing prescription drugs and over the counter medicine a.k.a. alcohol as this could be dangerous and I need you alive so you can read my books. I am however a fan of mixing one or the other substance with outrageously difficult yoga moves. You have no idea how limber you really are.

Thanks for visiting my author page. Happy reading and I wish you a Happily Ever After.

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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,330. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Author Tara Simone's fun romantic comedy, Vacationista, newly single Patience De La Rosa heads to Maui in search of a casual rebound that a tea leaf reader predicts is the only way to get over her ex – can Patience cast aside her breakup baggage to indulge in island debauchery or will that annoying weird guy sitting beside her at the pool interrupt her mission?

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