John Blandly

Biography

There was a time when Blandly read a lot of Arthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock Holmes), Earle Stanley Gardner, James M. Cain, Ian Fleming, John LaCarre and Ross Macdonald (The Far Side of the Dollar, The Goodbye Look, The Big Sleep). He read the complete works of Arthur Conan Doyle. He thought Ross, Art and the other guys were great writers. No Time To Die is an experimental murder mystery written in the hard-boiled style of noir detective fiction. Blandly is also a fan of Gossip Girl, Girls' Guide To Hunting And Fishing, The Shopoholic, Ethan Frome, Erma Bombeck, Pride and Prejudice, and Chick Lit.

Several years ago Blandly started writing screenplays. Suddenly it seemed like a book was completed when it got to 100 pages. He put in a lot of dialogue and quick cuts, as if you were watching a fast-paced movie. So, consider yourself lucky that you have been spared a lot of narrative.

In his spare time, Blandly does nothing, since he doesn't have any.

An experimental artist and writer, John Blandly depends on the kindness of strangers. He often crashes, but finds generosity in the urban wilderness, not to mention emergency rooms. So, he frequently has good reason to be humble. Blandly supports everyone who is on a peaceful mission, and encourages them to be optimistic, and to keep trying. Every tiny success is an endorsement. If you try ten things, and one works out--it's a plus. That's his thinking. Obviously, he's no math professor.

Blandly's massive corporate front office would like to say thank you to everyone who has bought copies of his books. Other than a purchase, there is little in the way of feedback, so, when he is aware that a book is appreciated enough to buy, he is very grateful.

It is said that a prophet is not without honor except in his home town. Blandly has said, based on the sales of his books: Looks like my home town is--THE WORLD.

Lightman is based on the screenplay of the same name. Lightman doesn't really have any super powers, just fiddler crabs who help him out as he tries to win the heart of his new girlfriend, Venus.

It has been said that there is never a final version of a screenplay--just the current one. If you think your script is perfect, just pick it up in a few weeks or months. Spontaneously, it seems, typos, plot flaws, and all sorts of errors appear, as if out of nowhere. That's like an ebook. There is one way ebooks are better than printed books for a writer--you can easily revise them--edit--fix mistakes--make the book better.

The Volunteers was originally published in Studio (Australia). Blandly loves Australia and hopes some day to visit there. South America too. Finn was first published in a print version with Japanese and English in The Abiko Annual.

Love stories--that's what Blandly likes in a book or a movie. Some love stories here are Kiss Me, I'm Irish, Ace It, Girlfriends Lost, and The Volunteers. There may be others. Blah, blah, blah. Sorry if we repeat ourselves a bit. Please blame my other personality. It's hard to talk to yourself if you are only one person.

Blandly has always been interested in astronomy, and gets new books almost every year (almanacs). There are always new discoveries. The Meddlers, and Peeps deal with what might happen if there was virtual travel to nearby stars, which our onboard computer thinks will happen.

Check out Blandly's films by searching johnblandly on YouTube.

Phantom of the Art Gallery

http://www.youtube.com/user/JohnBlandly#p/u/0/XiDzQvtkbcA

Blandly resides in the wilderness of the New York frontier.
Here are some links to navigate with him!

The young adult novelette, The Volunteers, is based on a number of true stories, or more accurately, harrowing experiences.

Girlfriends Lost is completely fictional--we wish!
We do not know how to explain it right now except to say, Caesar used to write about himself in the third person, but he had far better adventures.
So, enjoy reading "The Death of John Blandly, Continued," included in this novella, and if you can figure it out, let us know, at jjbrearton@aol.com.

John Blandly and his friends, two brothers, Avant Life Guard, Avant Security Guard and their sister, Avant Point Guard, have posted articles and stories on the Internet, and have virtually collaborated on some sites, like Triond. Some of these writings are collected here.

Most of the covers of the books use photos courtesy of Freedigitalphotos.net.

http://twitter.com/blandly

Smashwords Interview

Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
a small Northeast US city
When did you first start writing?
started out as a cartoonist, and, at about age 19, when a beautiful redhead girl from down South broke my heart, started writing poems and stories--sorry
Read more of this interview.

Where to find John Blandly online

Twitter: @AvantLifeGuard

Videos

John Blandly eBooks--a film
Two young girls, Rin and Kangura, discuss John Blandly's eBooks, and their views on boyfriends--they say, "You can't have guys going around 'thinking.'"

Books

Ice Bunny Detectives (unsolved mysteries-Part I)
Series: mystery. Pre-release—available October 21, 2016. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 930. Language: English. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Two college coeds investigate what they think might be a murder. They decide to talk to L.A. detective Ollie Reed, but he has major problems of his own.
The Best of the Greatest
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,820. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The quintessential embodiment, beau ideal prototype exemplar sampling of "The Greatest Novel Ever Written." A romantic novelette.
Leap Year, or, Jack and the Fish
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,900. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
It was 2016, a Leap Year, and Jack had 60 acres of desert land north of Reno and a horse and a trailer. He needed a hired hand. He put in an ad in a local newspaper. He only got one response, from Windy, a nineteen year old girl.
The Exciting Adventures of Life in General
Series: An Ollie Reed Mystery · mystery. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Mystery & detective » International crime
A brief foray turns disastrous for LA detective Ollie Reed.
Internet Brides
Series: Romantic Comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,010. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
Females are in short supply in some solar systems. It is often needed to resort to ordering them, online, sight unseen.
Full Body Replacement
Series: Romantic Comedy · science fiction · fantasy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 29,750. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Romance » Suspense
Jim is surprised to find that Lucy has switched bodies with another woman. The new her has a lovely figure, bleach blond hair, and a few tattoos. Then the husband of the woman she switched bodies with comes around, asking questions, and looking for the money his wife got.
Pilots That Never Flew
Series: comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2015. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Contemporary women
Screenwriting can be a lonely life, especially if you write romantic comedies, and cannot get past "boy meets girl." A sampling from Blandly's collection of short scripts.
Sir Launfal's Lady
Series: Romantic Comedy · fantasy · Romance · Celtic Myth. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Historical, Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Sir Launfal, one of the King Arthur’s knights of the round table, falls in love with a beautiful maiden, who pledges him to secrecy. Soon, because he has spurned the Queen, he is threatened with exile, unless he reveals the truth about his love for the mysterious fair maiden.
Punto de Amor (Espanol)
Series: fantasy · Romantic Comedy · Celtic Myth. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 960. Language: Spanish. Published: September 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
Cuatro hombres jóvenes, mientras persiguen pollos en Sudáfrica, son atacados por un animal salvaje y encuentran a una hermosa mujer joven.
Adventures of Jill and Gigi
Series: Jill & Gigi · Romantic Comedy · fantasy. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,770. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
The exciting adventures of Jill and Gigi, single girls with big plans.
How Diarmuid Got His Love-Spot
Series: Romantic Comedy · fantasy · Celtic Myth. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
Four young men, while hunting chickens in South Africa, fight a wild beast, and meet a gorgeous young woman.
Telekinesis
Series: Romantic Comedy · mystery · science fiction · fantasy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,270. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Romance » Time travel
A college professor meets a woman with powers of mental telepathy.
Lightman Manga
Series: Romantic Comedy · fantasy. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,730. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Manga, Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
A Cape Cod superhero battles bad guys in his quest to win the heart of his new girlfriend, Venus. New, improved Manga edition.
Abominable Snowman
Series: Jill & Gigi, Book 3 · Romantic Comedy · fantasy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,310. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Clean & wholesome, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
The true story of the arrest and imprisonment of the heart-throb of American women, the guy who American men vowed to hunt down and kill, the Abominable Snowman.
Hotlanta Plus
Series: Southern Girls, Book 4. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,800. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
The anthology of trying to forget about her, featuring that wild and gorgeous literary agent, Felicity Jones.
The Guy Instructional Manual
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,690. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Contemporary women
Finally, the historic groundbreaking Guy Instructional Manual, breaking the ground as we speak, featuring a bonus, low cost, low calorie (but maybe not better) alternative to the upcoming X-Rated College Girl Cookbook, plus, free of charge, the unreadable "How to be a Best Man" and the shocking and forgettable, "Guys Who Knit."
Selfies
Series: science fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,480. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Science fiction, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
As we all recall, Earth was invaded by tiny space ships from another solar system. The "freeze frames" have now been decoded, showing video clips of the invaders, who have disappeared.
Political Cartoons
Series: comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,650. Language: English. Published: May 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Like a character in a Joseph Conrad novel looking for someone in Africa, finding him, and having the guy say, “The horror. The horror.” That was Ricky's experience with politics.
Art eBook
Price: Free! Words: 1,030. Language: English. Published: May 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Media tie-in, Nonfiction » Art, Architecture, Photography » Artists
(5.00)
The adventures of many of John Blandly's experimental oil paintings, with commentary
Olwen and Culwhch
Series: Romantic Comedy · fantasy · Romance · Celtic Myth. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,280. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Classics, Fiction » Romance » Gothic
When Culhwch was in need of a wife, he had to ask his cousin, King Arthur, to help him. Olwen, his intended, had a monster for a father. An updated translation from the Welsh, it may be the earliest Arthurian tale, dating from as far back as the 11th century.
Flip Flops
Series: comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
How to walk in flip flops and analyze subliminal messages and leitmotif at the same time. Talk about multi tasking!
Roll The Dice
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Designated drivers, runaway cows, best-selling authors, and trips to other planets--that is what you get when you roll the dice. So, go ahead, try it.
Poems and Pics
Series: poetry. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,630. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Contemporary women, Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
For those of you who are easily distracted, we have included photos of beautiful women in this new collection of poems, sure to win Blandly a Nobel Prize, or maybe a stick of dynamite.
Something Icy
Series: Jill & Gigi, Book 2 · Romantic Comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,820. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
A couple of time traveling Ice Age Neanderthal guys decide to kill wooly mammoths by hitting them with an asteroid. Of course, why did they not think of that before? Then they meet Jill and Gigi.
Hotlanta
Series: Southern Girls, Book 3 · Romantic Comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 670. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Sure, it would be cool to win a Pulitzer Prize, but if you become a writer to impress her, maybe, think again. There are other writers out there, writing excellent novels like, "The Truth," and winning Nobel prizes. So, if I am still in love with her, I am out of excuses. A mini-novelette.
Rocky, Fake Service Dog
Series: Driverless Cars, Book 2 · science fiction · Romantic Comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 600. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rocky, fake service dog, at your service. A mini-novelette adapted from the sci fi rom com novella, "Robot Driver.".
Ace It
Series: Jill & Gigi, Book 1 · Romantic Comedy · science fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,060. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi
Finn meets a new wavelength girl in the "get acquainted" virtual reality booth. Her name is Glorista McPink, and she says she has a nice figure. He'll see about that--he hopes.
The Fan
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,780. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Literary
A writer is contacted by a fan, but he does not know what he is in for. He has never had a fan before.
Feep's Commentaries
Series: Romantic Comedy · historical fiction · fantasy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,590. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical, Fiction » Historical » Colonial America
Josiah Feep, a French and Indian War soldier, meets a lovely shopgirl, Ophelia, but then is sent off on a dangerous campaign to capture Fort Ticonderoga.
Lightman
Series: Romantic Comedy · fantasy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,670. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A Cape Cod superhero battles bad guys in his quest to win the heart of his new girlfriend, Venus.
New & Easy Poems
Series: poetry. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,660. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It is easy to be new. The EPIC/EPPIE nominated collection of poetry.
Bobby The Ghostwriter
Series: Romantic Comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,950. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
On an incredible quest to be real, Bobby writes a column for the lovelorn, though his own love life is pure fantasy. But then he meets a beautiful artist--can it be?
Recipe For Love
Series: Romantic Comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,970. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi
She always spiced things up for him, and when he lost her, he realized she was the ingredient he needed all along.
No Time To Die
Series: mystery · An Ollie Reed Mystery. Price: Free! Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Literature » Literary
(5.00)
A murder case getting harder to solve every minute—just the way detective Ollie Reed didn't like it. Plus, he had to deal with curvy Sally Derivadose—his client—the main suspect.
Los Voluntarios
Series: Romantic Comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,070. Language: Spanish. Published: April 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Eryk descubre que una chica que le gusta, D W-B, está en una pandilla. Decide checarlo y recibe paliza, pero resulta que valió la pena. D W-B se reuniera con él en su casillero. A veces no podía incluso hablaba, mirando las pecas en la nariz. Ella era la cosa más bella que jamás había visto.
Abbie
Series: Romantic Comedy · historical fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,870. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Historical, Fiction » Adventure » Action
In his first year of teaching at a small upstate New York college, Frankie DeFrancisco meets beautiful math professor Maisie Montcalm. One of her best friends happens to be Barry Freed. Except that's not his real name. His real name is Abbie Hoffman.
Pickup Lines
Series: comedy · Romantic Comedy. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 640. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Romance, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
It is important to make a good first impression. Guys and girls need guaranteed, battle tested opening lines. Like, can you give me directions? I am getting lost in your eyes. Or, just, Bond--James Bond. Here is a collection you won't want to miss.
Robot Driver
Series: Driverless Cars, Book 1 · Romantic Comedy · mystery · science fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,040. Language: English. Published: January 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
When his designated driver robot is stolen, Jonathan has to buy a cheap replacement. Reggie, a used LawnMan, covered with dents and stickers. is accident prone, gets in fights and accidents, and is nothing but trouble.
Finn
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Sure, the Irish took over politics in Orange County, Southern California, long ago. We all know that--and inside politics--the winning and losing--it still goes on. So, if there is another Finnegan--another wake--that should come as no surprise.
Rules For Men
Series: comedy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,230. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Stock market investing, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Updated for 2016, Blandly's rules for men, stray thoughts, and updated stock market rules, with all new information on such things as the "dead cat bounce," the "correction," and the "bear market."
College Credit (Francais)
Series: Romantic Comedy · fantasy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: French. Published: August 30, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
Toute sa vie, F. Scott Improbable voulait que les gens comme lui. Les premières personnes qu'il a essayé de faire comme lui étaient ses parents. C'était assez dur. Puis c'est les gars dans son quartier et à l'école, mais lorsqu'il s'agit de filles au Collège--maintenant c'était un défi.
St. Patrick's Day
Series: Southern Girls, Book 2 · Romantic Comedy · historical fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,350. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Anthology
What do you do if you have troubles? Love stories for young adults don't have many answers, but may let you know you're not alone. From Ireland to New York City, for as long as history, there have been troubles. Find comfort here.
Girls On Different Planets
Series: Romantic Comedy · science fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,090. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi
Thistle, a twenty-something graduate student, captures Derek. On her planet, Antigone, all men are taken prisoner, but he is from somewhere else.
The Chicagoans
Series: mystery. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,590. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Bernard Notlieb decides to hire an assistant so he will have someone to talk to. He likes the idea so much, he hires two guys, but things go horribly wrong when he accidentally gets his assistants involved in a murder case. Now, they refuse to speak to him.
The Greatest Poem Ever Written, and Other Poems
Series: poetry. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,220. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00)
Ever wonder what the greatest poem ever written was? Well, stop wondering, because here it is, plus other poems with letters, words, and paragraphs. Brand spanking new edition.
Ruthy's New Texas Lawyer Friend
Series: Romantic Comedy · historical fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,900. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance, Fiction » Romance » Western
When Ruthy has to leave school back east and return to Texas after the death of her parents, she meets Harry Fronctil, a young law school graduate who needs to borrow her father’s law books.
The Drip Theory
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2012. Categories: Nonfiction » Inspiration » Personal inspiration, Nonfiction » Science and Nature » Astronomy
Ever wonder why there is water covering the north pole and not the south? Oh, you haven't? Well, that's the Drip Theory. Here are also statistics about the relationships of the polar tilts of the planets, rotational lock relationships, and Alpha Centauri.
Short Stories Online
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,450. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Previously published print edition stories that appeared in generous, relatively obscure publications. Jude, you never were this obscure.
BombDown
Series: Romantic Comedy · science fiction · fantasy. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,250. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi
Donna is asked to speak to a scientist about a plan to shoot down an asteroid. Still in grad school, her new job does not offer much in the way of good looking guys, but what about Geoffrey? But there is little time to study this. North Korean and South Korean subs are firing nuclear warheads at the asteroid. The North Koreans will be darned if the South shoots it down before them.
The Meddlers
Series: science fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,720. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
John Slic, a low level spy, is sent into outer space on a probe to investigate abductions believed to be the work of "physicians" from the Sirius solar system. When Slic bungles the job, beautiful CIA operative Juice Gilligan is sent to rescue him.
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Smashwords book reviews by John Blandly

  • The Dateless Diary of An Unknown Person on June 08, 2016

    obviously, this is a book that will change, and change you--inspirational
  • How To Write Ebooks on June 08, 2016

    I liked this book, especially the part about having interesting chapter names, and similar word counts for each page.
  • The Waist Land: A Parody on June 08, 2016

    If Eliot doesn't like this book, I'd say, T.S. No, I kid. April is a nice month, and is not cruel. Well done, Edward.
  • Queen Idia's Africa: The Philanthropist on June 08, 2016

    I was especially happy to read this book, in part about Oyo's visit to the TamTam Foundation. Well written--rewarding. I liked this book about Africa, written by an author from southern Nigeria. Let peace be furthered, along with is book. Recommended.
  • Queen Idia's Africa: Creating Decent Jobs on June 08, 2016

    Oyo in London. Another nice book about Africa, and African trade.
  • Kanji Package Deal (Evaluation Volume) on June 10, 2016

    私は日本語を勉強しようとしています I have been trying to learn Japanese. ありがとう。 thank you, I hope more easy English translation will appear.私はもっと簡単に英語翻訳が表示されます願っています。 I use a bing translator.
  • The Tower of Siloam on July 04, 2016

    Icy suggests that we are too slow to repent--too reluctant to take responsibility for our fates--recommended
  • Jonah and the Whale on July 04, 2016

    The biblical tale of Jonah and the whale still intrigues--courage and repentance are needed--historical--recommended
  • Suzanna on July 04, 2016

    a biblical story about lustful judges in Babylonia--recommended
  • The Actor on July 04, 2016

    acting runs in families--they know how to handle it better sometimes--sure, the world is a stage--recommended
  • Balboa and the Cyborg on July 18, 2016

    This is my favorite ebook by B. Sting, a science fiction romance that is truly way out, has some parts translated into Chinese, and quite a few humorous aspects. Recommended.
  • Emo Goth Girl on July 19, 2016

    a very light romance, which takes place in a bagel shop and a bookstore, in part--surprising