After failing to realize his childhood dream of operating a low quality, high volume Chinese buffet: Our beloved author, BGA, went on to successfully become fired in the following career paths: Paperboy, bagman, valet parking attendant, bodybuilder, stock boy, burlesque attendant, security officer, bouncer, cashier in an exotic dancing establishment, exotic dancer, storage facility manager, movie extra, architectural draftsman, lighting grip, professional wrestler, engineering surveyor, bodyguard, drugstore manager, construction worker, escort (I refused to sleep with the fat ones), real estate speculator, mover and author (pending). Please bear in mind that the jobs and firings are listed in no particular order and that multiple firings occurred within several of the listed occupations for separate employers. Somewhere along the line, our beloved author also managed to scrounge up an A.A degree in Criminal Justice, with honors, and a B.A degree in Finance....without honors.
Published: July 19, 2011
Disgraced security guard and soon to be college grad, Andy Banak finds success as a mafia bagman while juggling his quarter life crisis and the zany personalities of South Florida who snare him into a global web of adventure.
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