Buck Brennan

Biography

Buck Brennan is best known for being late for work, gross farts, and yelling at his kids in Wal-Mart. He also has an uncanny ability to drink incredible amounts of beer. Once, back in 2009, he drank over 30 beers at a family reunion. Everyone was so impressed with this awesome feat of beer drinking that they picked him up off the picnic table he was passed out on and carried him home on their shoulders like a true champion of life. Buck’s beer-drinking prowess has since grown in stature, solidifying his place in history as a true virtuoso in the art of getting shit-faced drunk.

Buck came from very humble beginnings where he remains even today. He was born in 1979 in rural Pennsylvania just outside of Philadelphia where he would spend the better part of his childhood masturbating to his dad’s Penthouse magazines. By the time he was 14, he was considered to be one of the most active masturbaters of his generation. Eventually, he did have sex with a real girl, then he got married and had two kids named Tucker and Macy, but his love for masturbation never waned. In fact, he still masturbates today when no one is home or when he is in the shower.

By the time Buck was 25, he needed to find a Goddamn job and move the fuck out so he could start paying for his own goddamn bills already. At least that is what his parents were always telling him. What his parents didn’t understand was that he was a Psychology major, and Psychology majors don’t get good jobs or move out of their parents’ house. With a shitty college major, and not enough charm or good looks to enter the lucrative world of pharma sales like his mom and dad wanted him to, Buck did the only thing he could to make money. He became a high school guidance counselor. Buck has never won any awards for his writing, but he has won many participation awards over the years and countless drinking games in college. Currently, Buck lives in rural PA with his dog, his cat, and his two children 50% of the time. In his free time, he enjoys looking for the remote, complaining about stuff, and fighting with his ex-wife.

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Books

The Vagina Slayer
Price: Free! Words: 1,340. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2019. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
With a think latex sheath and his tiny five-inch sword, The Vagina Slayer took on some of the most unimaginable beasts on Tinder.
Adventures in Bike Riding on Acid
Price: Free! Words: 5,020. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2019. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
This book is a cautionary tale to all those youngsters out there who ever dreamed of riding their bikes on acid. Sure riding bikes on acid sounds like a lot of fun, but sometimes fun has a price.
Surviving Addiction to Making Doody & Other Idiotic Stories
Price: Free! Words: 11,290. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2019. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire, Essay » Author profile
This book is a brief collection of short stories that I wrote in hopes of giving people a better understanding of what everyday life is like when you’re an asshole. My hope is that this book will empower the asshole community and will finally give assholes everywhere a voice and a chance to be heard. Our voice will be really loud and obnoxious too, and one that probably never shuts the fuck up.
Life Champion
Price: Free! Words: 83,030. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2019. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor & satire
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Though circumstances differ, many of us will see ourselves in Buck Brennan. He connects with us, draws us in, and leaves us thinking about the many issues, political, social and cultural, that he addresses ever so subtly, and sometimes like a brick over the head! Are you ready for an outrageous, often irreverent read?

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