OJ Wolfsmasher

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Terror on the Toilet: Horror and Humor Whilst About Your Business
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 53,370. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2014 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - multi-author
Have you ever wondered what lurks in the deep, dark, abyss? No, we aren't talking about your toilet (hopefully)! We're talking about the human soul, the deepest part of the pit of hell, or the dead eyes of the local zombie. We're talking about the face looking back at you in the mirror, the seductive appeal of secret knowledge, and pleasure at any cost--even your life, or the lives of others.
Pretty Much Just One Shade of Brown (Part 1)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,870. Language: American English. Published: February 18, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
What does it look like when an author rage-quits her or his culture? It probably looks a lot like this parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. I'm so sorry. (With special appearances by Justin Bieber and superchef Bobby Flay.)
Get Acquainted With Mr. Grief (Pilot Episode)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,320. Language: American English. Published: February 11, 2013 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Christian » Fantasy
Paul is a messenger from God, but he is not an angel. At least, he doesn't think he is. In this Pilot Episode, his mission to an Atlanta megachurch brings him face-to-face with an out-of-control Pastor whose crapulence forces him to confront his own tragic past.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,450. Language: American English. Published: September 27, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead
During a zombie apocalypse, eight seemingly random people take shelter in a spooky chapel in the middle of the woods. Seriously, it's like Lovecraft meets the TV show LOST with a backdrop of zombie hordes. If you're not interested in that, then there's something wrong with you.
Love Can Be Scary
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
From the demented mind of OJ Wolfsmasher comes a molotov cocktail of a love story destined to not ever wind up on the same bookshelf as any book from Nicholas Sparks. It will either make you reconsider what you think about everything, or just make you angry. You won't find out until you read it.
Walter's Graduation
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,120. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Some students like to study, and some don't. Walter McDuke has never been what you'd call an active learner. But what happens when he needs an "A" in order to avoid summer school? Hilarity, that's what. And also cheating and blood.
Questions For A Culture That Has Closed Its Mind
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,830. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Biblical Studies / History & Culture
Q: Are they stories, or are they test? A: They're both! From OJ Wolfsmasher comes a delightful experiment in fiction that will grab your brain by the ear and force it to consider new possibilities.
The 2012 Collected Works of OJ Wolfsmasher
Price: $19.95 USD. Words: 33,830. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » General
Constantly updated throughout 2012 by Bard and Book Publishing, this collection of OJ Wolfsmasher's witty and insightful short stories and commentary is sure to delight.
Helmets Do Not Expand With Heads
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,490. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2012 by Bard and Book. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Sports
Have you ever wondered what NFL players were actually thinking between plays? With so many suffering head injuries, it's a shame that helmets don't expand with heads... this would surely help them think more clearly...

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