How To Buff Your Buffalo
by Gavin Kukard
Everyone owns a buffalo, right? Okay, so you need to wash the animal every now and then, and this book explains to children how to wash, polish, scrub and buff, their dirty buffalo. Along with the quirky instructions, come the frustrations and tribulations one could imagine in attempting such an absurd task. In the end success prevails, only to result in a (once more) dirty buffalo.