Boris D. Schleinkofer

Biography

He is a fictional character in the Horror-Play “The Greatest Practical Joke Ever”, by Shaytan Komp’ü’tor. He has never made love to a beautiful woman, never wallowed in fresh kill, never found a briefcase full of hundred-dollar bills. In fact, he doesn't even exist at all. So there.
..And another:
Boris D. Schleinkofer is a slave, just like you and everybody else. He lives near the monolith of Baal. His number is 5x2-00x1-11. He is a good citizen.

Smashwords Interview

What are your five favorite books, and why?
The Sot-Weed Factor, by John Barth; both Night Watch & Interesting Times, from the Disc World series by Terry Pratchett; Doctor Rat, by William Kotzwinkle; & Hands of Light, by Barbara Ann Brennan. The Sot-Weed Factor tops the list for its complex interweaving of storyline, & for its swarthiness. Pratchett's a storyteller par excellence; almost every last thing he's written is exceptional, & his 'high concepts' reach heights unattained by most. Upon the other two I shall not comment; you are suggested to google them up for yourselves--they're definitely worthwhile.
What do you read for pleasure?
Mostly non-fiction & poetry.
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Where to find Boris D. Schleinkofer online


Books

End Three: Black Sun Monolith
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,890. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » Occult
Tod Donavon (59), Las Madres Police Department, has detected something horribly wrong with his ex-wife, and it just might have something to do with the thrill-kill cult he's investigating. And possibly his frequent blackouts. This is how Tod's world ends, and how he's ending yours--yesterday was a crimson blur, and tomorrow brings the rising of the Black Sun.
End Two: Call Me in Your Mourning
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,370. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Claudia's bit into something that has bitten her back. Like the crawling insect she is, she will try to flee the bright light shined upon her, as if she deserved the darkness. This ends tonight. The world falls apart when she comes under the spotlights, playing against the Computer in 'The Game of Your Life!' which, like all things, must come to an end. The World is Dead! Long Live 'The World'(TM)
The Book of Poisonous & Evil Rubbish
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 24,090. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » American poetry
This is poetry. Some of it will hurt you in deep, hard-to-reach places. Caveat Emptor.
Barfhogs
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,710. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2017. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Times change, and with them the hearts of lovers... BARFHOGS People are the worst. You can see it everywhere you look. Marcus just wants to live clean but the blood he spills stains everything. And those closest to him are the dirtiest.
The Book of Cullings
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 20,810. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This is a book of poetry. Many of the works are rhymed & metered, some are purely narrative. Most of it is unhappy. A lot of it is weird. Some of the pieces have not appeared elsewhere.
Eschatopolis
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 55,010. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
"Why is the world so screwed up?" you asked, but were too busy talking to listen. yOU HAVE BEEN cHOSEN TO RECEIVE THIS mESSAGE You have been taught certain expectations, a statistical mean from which any deviation will be punished. This is perfectly natural, according to what you understand to be natural, and it is killing you. Be assured, you have strayed as far from nature as is possible...
3 Short Plots
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,610. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2017. Categories: Screenplays » Short
This is 3 short screenplays. Two are comedies, the third is horror. All-ages material, but dark.
Orgonomicon
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 55,850. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Something's tearing Scott's mind apart, eating him from the inside out, remaking him into something else. He can't stop it - he doesn't want to. He couldn't want to, even if he'd been able to think about it. Scott can't take part in his transformation because he's already dead, and has been throughout most of it. But he's been very, very busy.
ILLÜMINOCRACY or Don't Sweat the Small Stuff
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 12,340. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2015. Categories: Screenplays » Musical, Plays » American / African American
A woman, at the urgings of her television & two Illuminati-agents, breaks up with her boyfriend.
Some More Goddamn Poems
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,650. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This is the second of my collections of chapbooks. It is 'poetry' - whatever that means. The same warning that went into the first collection also applies to this book: some of it will hurt you in places that you can't reach. Not very much of it is rhymed or metered.
Stick in the Eye
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,540. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2013. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Alex's story: a weekend in the life of a Seattlite hipster and his best friend Jamie, as they get into trouble with a stolen car, a bottle of tequila, a broken tattoo-gun, and the psycho ex-girlfriend. THIS IS A SCREENPLAY-FORMATTED DOCUMENT.
Revelation of the Beasts
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 198,000. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Transgressional fiction, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
JUSTINE'S world is overturned the night she quits her job and takes up a story-telling game with LUCIEN, the overbearing, darkly-sexual Promethean Immortal. She will come to learn that many of the key figures in her life are intimately entangled in his curious web, and the two will discover each other in Tantric exploration of the universe....but first, there's a whole lot of dirty, dirty work.
Four Over 20
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 24,760. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This is poetry, a collection of four chapbooks written over the span of twenty years. It is not nice. Some of it will hurt you in deep places that you cannot reach. You have been warned. -- I should probably also mention that only about a third of the material is the rhyming, metered stuff.
Autonomata
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,720. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
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Agent MON2985 wants his identity back; his brain-chip is deteriorating and he won't be issued another clone body. Not only that, but some damned kid's found a weak spot in the Control Matrix and is messing with the whole scheme of things. The hammer of the New World Order hovers ready to strike, but the mind-controlled slaves are opening their eyes and scrambling out of the path of the chaos...

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