Boris D. Schleinkofer


He is a fictional character in the Horror-Play “The Greatest Practical Joke Ever”, by Shaytan Komp’ü’tor. He has never made love to a beautiful woman, never wallowed in fresh kill, never found a briefcase full of hundred-dollar bills. In fact, he doesn't even exist at all. So there.
..And another:
Boris D. Schleinkofer is a slave, just like you and everybody else. He lives near the monolith of Baal. His number is 5x2-00x1-11. He is a good citizen.

Smashwords Interview

What are your five favorite books, and why?
The Sot-Weed Factor, by John Barth; both Night Watch & Interesting Times, from the Disc World series by Terry Pratchett; Doctor Rat, by William Kotzwinkle; & Hands of Light, by Barbara Ann Brennan. The Sot-Weed Factor tops the list for its complex interweaving of storyline, & for its swarthiness. Pratchett's a storyteller par excellence; almost every last thing he's written is exceptional, & his 'high concepts' reach heights unattained by most. Upon the other two I shall not comment; you are suggested to google them up for yourselves--they're definitely worthwhile.
What do you read for pleasure?
Mostly non-fiction & poetry.
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Where to find Boris D. Schleinkofer online


These are the ends of the world; we are at them, they are at our throats. Whether or not we choose to shout ourselves awake from these nightmares is up to us.
End One: S1L0
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End Four: RotaxanIntox
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End Five: Crumbsnatcher
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End Six: Foolproofish!
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End 10: Terms & Conditions (+3 Others)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 12,190. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2023 . Categories: Screenplays » Sci-Fi, Screenplays » Comedy
(NOTE: THIS IS A SCREENPLAY-FORMATTED DOCUMENT) - Four short tales that will leave you scratching your head and asking, "What the hell?" There's no other way to say it, sometimes things just go bad and there's nothing you can do about it. Just try not to let the local creatures devour you while you're down there. These are the ends of the world.
Конец первый: S1L0
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,460. Language: Russian. Published: August 4, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Секретов нет. Yтечки все. И, в конце концов, от того, что вы сделали, некуда спрятаться. Генерал хотел покончить с цивилизацией и восстановить по своему образу. Его план требовал найма лучших и умнейших и обещания им места в новом мире. Самые умные из них были слишком умны для этого. Это концы света.
Ende Eins: S1L0
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,230. Language: German. Published: July 21, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Es gibt keine Geheimnisse. Alles leckt. Und am Ende gibt es keinen Ort, an dem Sie sich vor dem verstecken können, was Sie getan haben. General Maquino wollte die Zivilisation beenden und sie nach seinem Vorbild wieder aufbauen. Sein Plan sah vor, die Besten und Klügsten zu rekrutieren und ihnen einen Platz in der neuen Welt zu versprechen. Die Klügsten von ihnen waren dafür zu schlau.
Fin Un: S1L0
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,980. Language: French. Published: July 11, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Il n'y a pas de secret. Tout fuit. Et à la fin, il n'y a aucun endroit où vous pouvez vous cacher de ce que vous avez fait. Général Maquino voulait mettre fin à la civilisation et la reconstruire à son image. Son plan exigeait de recruter les meilleurs et les plus brillants et de leur promettre une place dans le nouveau monde. Les plus intelligents d'entre eux étaient trop intelligents pour cela.
Final Uno: S1L0
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,680. Language: Spanish. Published: June 16, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » General
No hay secretos. Todo se filtrarse. Y al final, no hay lugar donde puedas esconderte de lo que has hecho. El general Maquino quería acabar con la civilización y reconstruirla a su imagen. Su plan requería reclutar a los mejores y más brillantes y prometerles un lugar en el nuevo mundo. Los más inteligentes de ellos eran demasiado inteligentes para eso. Estos son los Fines del Mundo.
Pathogenesis ULTRA
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 65,340. Language: English. Published: March 15, 2023 . Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Life’s an operating theater of tragedy; why not choose your own program? Well, now you can! An illustrated MKULTRA-themed 'Choose Your Own Misadventure' storybook novel, for Adults This book follows three successive generations of mind-control victims, as corrupt government agents study the cumulative effects of epigenetically-transferred trauma-based programming. You'll probably die more than a
End Nine: Eyes of the Beholden
Series: @TheEndsOfTheWorld. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,080. Language: English. Published: June 17, 2022 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A man hopelessly lost, Saul can't afford to give any more of himself away to a decoy reality—he's about to meet the woman from his wildest fantasies. Phoebe's an artist so frustrated and stunted by failure that she's forgotten the person she was supposed to be, and now it may be too late for her. She'll go to any lengths to catch her ...
The Bottom-Feeder's Tale
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 72,140. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2021 . Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Meet Paul and Cheryl, star-crossed lovers from opposite sides of the tracks, coupling like train cars in the night while on a collision-course with little Anthony and his even-littler Mee-maw. Meet them quickly, for nothing good is about to befall them... But family matters take precendence over affairs of the heart. When the 'man of the house' meets the 'girl next door' and offers to have her for
End Eight: END LOVE
Series: @TheEndsOfTheWorld. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 92,730. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2020 . Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
Masonna can't dig herself out from under all the dead, Dennis can't help but join them, and Old Man Grampus just keeps adding to their numbers. Every little tweak, every little corrective course-change, every dodge and avoidance brings them further out of balance and closer to the inevitable collapse. Across the span of ages, our problems remain the same in new and ever more exotic fashions....
End Seven: Tulku-Tulpa Ender of Ways
Series: @TheEndsOfTheWorld. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 49,040. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2019 . Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
You got yourself into this; now it's time to get yourself out. You burn from the inside with the knowledge of everything wrong in this world, and you may not know how it should be but you certainly know how it shouldn't be. You know all these things, and the more you know them the more real they become. With death after death after death between you and your enlightenment, there is only a singl...
End Six: Foolproofish!
Series: @TheEndsOfTheWorld. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,620. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2019 . Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Screenplays » Sci-Fi
(THIS IS A SCREENPLAY-FORMATTED DOCUMENT) Mike thought that 'going with the flow' meant being laid-back. He didn't realize that meant everything going downhill. Mike thought that 'taking tomorrow as it comes' was a guarantee of a tomorrow to come. Mike thought. Mike's not sure where his life is going, which should have been determined by where it's been, but even that much is yet to be determined.
End Five: Crumbsnatcher
Series: @TheEndsOfTheWorld. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,940. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2018 . Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Screenplays » Sci-Fi
NOTE: THIS IS A SCREENPLAY-FORMATTED DOCUMENT - CONTENT WARNING: LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT The sky IS falling, but also the dead are rising from their graves, alien fleets are invading from space, and weaponized super-virus germ-cultures are rattling around loose in the backs of semi trucks. The name of the game has always been 'Git Mine,' until all that's left to snatch is each other's crumbs.
End Four: RotaxanIntox
Series: @TheEndsOfTheWorld. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,980. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Beware—you might get what you thought you wanted. Elena's a faceless 20-something trying their best to survive in a hostile environment full of predators. They'll find out the environment itself is trying to survive them. When nothing is certain and it looks most like all hope is lost... That's the time to strike.
End One: S1L0
Series: @TheEndsOfTheWorld. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,250. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
There are no secrets. Everything leaks. And in the end, there’s no place you can hide from what you’ve done. General Maquino wanted to end civilization and rebuild it in his image. His plan required recruiting the best and brightest and promising them a place in the new world. The smartest of them were too smart for that. These are the Ends of the World.
End Three: Black Sun Monolith
Series: @TheEndsOfTheWorld. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,890. Language: English. Published: July 23, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » Occult
Tod Donavon (59), Las Madres Police Department, has detected something horribly wrong with his ex-wife, and it just might have something to do with the thrill-kill cult he's investigating. And possibly his frequent blackouts. This is how Tod's world ends, and how he's ending yours--yesterday was a crimson blur, and tomorrow brings the rising of the Black Sun.
End Two: Call Me in Your Mourning
Series: @TheEndsOfTheWorld. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,350. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2018 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Claudia's bit into something that has bitten her back. Like the crawling insect she is, she runs when the bright light shines upon her, as if she deserved the darkness. This ends tonight. Humanity cannot claim it didn’t get the error-message. The world falls apart when she comes under the spotlights, playing against the Computer in 'The Game of Your Life!' which, like all things, must come to...
The Book of Poisonous & Evil Rubbish
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 24,090. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2018 . Categories: Poetry » American poetry » General
This is poetry. Some of it will hurt you in deep, hard-to-reach places. Caveat Emptor.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,710. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2017 . Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Times change, and with them the hearts of lovers... BARFHOGS People are the worst. You can see it everywhere you look. Marcus just wants to live clean but the blood he spills stains everything. And those closest to him are the dirtiest.
The Book of Cullings
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 20,790. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2017 . Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This is a book of poetry. Many of the works are rhymed & metered, some are purely narrative. Most of it is unhappy. A lot of it is weird. Some of the pieces have not appeared elsewhere.
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 55,010. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2017 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
"Why is the world so screwed up?" you asked, but were too busy talking to listen. yOU HAVE BEEN cHOSEN TO RECEIVE THIS mESSAGE You have been taught certain expectations, a statistical mean from which any deviation will be punished. This is perfectly natural, according to what you understand to be natural, and it is killing you. Be assured, you have strayed as far from nature as is possible...
3 Short Plots
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,690. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2017 . Categories: Screenplays » Short
This is 3 short screenplays. Two are comedies, the third is horror. All-ages material, but dark.
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 55,850. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2016 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Something's tearing Scott's mind apart, eating him from the inside out, remaking him into something else. He can't stop it - he doesn't want to. He couldn't want to, even if he'd been able to think about it. Scott can't take part in his transformation because he's already dead, and has been throughout most of it. But he's been very, very busy.
ILLÜMINOCRACY or Don't Sweat the Small Stuff
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 12,340. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2015 . Categories: Screenplays » Musical, Plays » American / African American
A woman, at the urgings of her television & two Illuminati-agents, breaks up with her boyfriend.
Some More Goddamn Poems
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,650. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2015 . Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This is the second of my collections of chapbooks. It is 'poetry' - whatever that means. The same warning that went into the first collection also applies to this book: some of it will hurt you in places that you can't reach. Not very much of it is rhymed or metered.
Stick in the Eye
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,620. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2013 . Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Alex's story: a weekend in the life of a Las Madres hipster and his best friend Jamie, as they get into trouble with a stolen car, a bottle of tequila, a broken tattoo-gun, and the psycho ex-girlfriend. No good deed goes unpunished, and Alex won't get away without paying his pound of flesh. THIS IS A SCREENPLAY-FORMATTED DOCUMENT.
Four Over 20
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 24,760. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2013 . Categories: Poetry » Contemporary Poetry
This is poetry, a collection of four chapbooks written over the span of twenty years. It is not nice. Some of it will hurt you in deep places that you cannot reach. You have been warned. -- I should probably also mention that only about a third of the material is the rhyming, metered stuff.
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,720. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2013 . Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
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Agent MON2985 wants his identity back; his brain-chip is deteriorating and he won't be issued another clone body. Not only that, but some damned kid's found a weak spot in the Control Matrix and is messing with the whole scheme of things. The hammer of the New World Order hovers ready to strike, but the mind-controlled slaves are opening their eyes and scrambling out of the path of the chaos...

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