Brian Robertson


Brian Robertson started out as a farmer in Scotland more than 60 years ago. Since then he has served with the Gordon Highlanders in Cyprus, became a science teacher, developed curricula for schools and plied his trade in Scotland, Papua New Guinea, Southern Africa, Solomon Islands and in Australia, where he now lives. He hated school when young and learning to love books and to write was a very long and gradual journey for him. Since retiring he has written 27 textbooks for South Pacific schools and about 5 years ago started to write Digger’s Story, the biography of a prisoner of war of the Japanese. With co-author Ron Smallwood he has just completed Riotous Retirement, a humorous book about life in a Retirement Village. He is not short of stories to write about, so he intends to live to at least a hundred in order to get them all written!
Ron has been on this earth about 10 yours less than Brian. He is an ex-army engineer and served in Vietnam. After the army Ron plied his trade in several South East Asian countries and also spent many years in Papua New Guinea. Eventually Brian came to live in the Australian retirement village that Ron worked in and this is how they met. Unsurprisingly they became friends immediately, probably because of similarities in the patterns of their respective careers and also recognising that their paths had crossed in PNG although they never met there.
As Ron always says, "Working in Papua New Guinea turns you into a very special person and one can always recognise another"!
It was this empathy and understanding of each other, together with a similar sense of humour that set them on the path to write Riotous Retirement. And they plan to write a sequel.

Smashwords Interview

Describe your desk
My desk is an IKEA creation expertly put together by myself. I share it with my wife in a corner office area of our living room. There is never enough room on it but if I got a larger desk I know it would just be the same. The desk is Birch veneer and the varnish is peeling, which is handy. I can pick at it, while gazing out the window to the back garden, when I am thinking hard about what to write next. I like my desk.
Where did you grow up, and how did this influence your writing?
I am sure that the place an author grows up can influence their writing, but it really depends on what they are writing. I grew up on a farm in the North East of Scotland and I doubt very much that this had any influence on the writing of Riotous Retirement. Riotous Retirement is as the result of my lifestyle and that of my co-author Ron Smallwood in the last few years. However when I write "A Gordon for Me" a memoir of life in the first Battalion the Gordon Highlands during the mid 1950s, my upbringing in East Aberdeenshire will, I am sure, play a huge part in the writing.
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Riotous Retirement
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 34,600. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Retirement community life is harmonious, say the brochures. But this book has fifteen short stories that say—untrue! Retirement villages are where bored over 50s go, who enjoy a good fight, hate authority, argue like hell, question every rule and regulation and love to interfere in the lives of others. And it’s where the authors live. Riotous retirement is much more interesting than harmony.

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australia    community    humour    lifestyle    over 50s    retirement