Lotta Rott

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Born in England Brian Allen left school at the start of WW2 working in various jobs useful to the war effort until he was old enough to join the RAF as a Wireless Operator/Air Gunner in Bomber Command. The Author ran his own market garden before moving to New Zealand in 1952, where he did farm work, was an accountant and a Probation Officer. Now retired he is also the author of Brain Food and Other Tales, Dubious Definitions and Rickety Rackety Rhymes.

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Rackety Packety Rhymes
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,710. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013 by Lotta Rott. Categories: Nonfiction » Children's Books » Poetry
A book of fun children's poems including; tales, humor, and nonsense.
History's Greatest Clots
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 47,080. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2013 by Lotta Rott. Categories: Fiction » Historical » General
A veritable Aladdin’s cave of new information that rewrites much of accepted history with far-reaching implications for many of the oldest and most respected cultures. Though ridiculous and far-fetched in the extreme, many of the more idiotic interpretations raise the disturbing possibility of having some basis in fact.
What an Idea
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 32,850. Language: British English. Published: February 14, 2013 by Lotta Rott. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A history of the most stupid ideas throughout history including; the retrieveable arrow, the flywheel driven pushchair, dehydrated water, a barge pole for not touching people and others all equally ridiculous with many at first glance almost appearing reasonable. A clever and very amusing read. 32,829 words.
Bigot's Way
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,090. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012 by Lotta Rott. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Moving from the absurd to the ridiculous these musings of a ludicrous know-all make a moral fundamentalist look like a debauched libertine. The subject has a burning desire to convert the world to his way of thinking.the only trouble is his way of thinking.
Barnstable and The Ning Nong of Grockle
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,090. Language: English. Published: July 27, 2011 by Lotta Rott. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Consulting
Barnstable Barnstable is a very conceited cat and he takes his young master on a very odd tour. They visit Levity where gravity is backwards and things fall upwards and meet very odd people including a treacle miner. The Ning Nong of Grockle Sam helps visitors from Planet Grockle search for their lost Grockle nut.They meet many very peculiar people including a hole and bubble maker..


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